Review

Poor Savanna, she’s depressed, celebrating her birthday on her own and going through a mid-life crisis of sorts. It’s amazing how this sex goddess is made into plain jane with pretty much no make-up and granny panties… Anyway, back to the story… Savanna is seeing things, well at least we as the viewer see what she sees, never knowing if it’s real or not.

The first scene comes when Savanna sees some guys in a warehouse, next to where she has parked her car. There Vicky Vette is anally plugged by a few hung studs and then takes 4 cumshots on her face and tits, courtesy of Jeremy Steele, Kris Slater, Alec Metro and Damien Childs.

Back at her office, Savanna’s troubles continue… she can’t even remember where the copy room is. Along her way to find it, she spies on co-workers Brooke Alexander and Tony Tedeschi enjoying a little pussy-eating outside the office. Brooke looks extremely sexy in her short-skirt suit, black thigh-hi’s and black lace bra. Later they move inside for full-on fucking.

A meeting with her boss, Ms. Devlin (Jenna Jameson) sends a frightened Savanna running out of her office and right into Nick Manning. He takes her to the pool and is quickly naked. Savanna gets done doggy style in the grass, takes it in the ass on a lounge chair and pile-driven back in the grass before Nick lets loose on her tits and face.

Miss Devlin has been watching and takes an embarrassed Savanna to the shower. Jenna has her own business (Rachel Rotten) to attend to. These two sex kittens relieve all tension in the lockerroom. Jenna works 4 fingers into Rachel’s pussy (while Savanna pleasures herself with the showerhead and her fingers). There’s strap-on (Jenna gives it to Rachel – hot!) and regular dildo play between Jenna and Rachel. Jenna even gets DP’d with dildos!

The janitor (Dick Smothers Jr) watches the whole thing and is caught jerking off by Angelica Sin and Roxanne Hall. As punishment they handcuff his hands above his head and begin paddling him. They offer him to Savanna who runs off, and then use him as their own piece of meat… sucking his cock just to get him hard and then fucking each other in front of him (oh, the torture!).

Savanna is then surprised by her co-workers with a birthday party. Talk about being confused, she didn’t think they liked her. She goes to change for the party and ends up with Jenna instead. Jenna starts to explain what is happening, but just a little before the ladies are outdoors, where Jenna and Savanna have their scene. It takes place on a rock and a very large infinity symbol (well, it’s either that or a giant 8, yeah probably an infinity symbol).

Finally, it’s all laid on the line for Savanna… all is explained.

Savanna ends up in a room filled with lust and several different groups having sex. First she joins Jessica Jaymes and Cameron Caine on the steps to make a Sapphic threeway, followed by some fire fetish and piercing play. Savanna moves onto a fourway with Rachel and Rob Rotten fucking in the background. And then into a bedroom with Mario Rossi and Anthony Hardwood… where she is plugged like Chinese finger cuffs and then DP’d…

So how does it all end… tune in and find out. You won’t be sorry, The New Devil in Miss Jones has my vote for Best Film at the 2006 AVN Awards, plus Savanna should definitely take Best Actress… who knew she could portray a depressed, emotional wreck so well?

Oh yeah, by the way – Jenna’s still a blonde in the movie… Now on to the extras… The second disc includes bonus scenes from Be With Me, Jenna Loves Kobe, Key Party, Photoplay and Savanna Samson Superstar, 13 trailers, a behind-the-scenes featurette, over an hour of deleted sex footage, director Paul Thomas’ bio a photo gallery and more. Plus a 3rd disc with the original Devil in Miss Jones released in 1972.

 -- Ms. Bea Haven