Review

VCA Classics on DVD presents Henri Pachard’s XXX feature The New Barbarians on two separate DVDs, although both parts were filmed at the same time. This DVD, The New Barbarians 2, picks up where the first left off: two luscious barbarian babes Talia (Victoria Paris) and Yanna (Sabrina Dawn) are chased by the evil Brog (Randy Spears) into the year 1990 and end up stuck outside of a biker bar in the middle of Hollywood with no way to return to their time. The only thing they’ve got going for them is the mysterious green crystal which makes people horny whenever it glows…and seems to be responsible for jolting them into the future. As soon as the girls discover what’s happened, they do everything they can to make the crystal glow again in the hopes that it will transport them back to their tribe. This means gettin’ it on with each other and Brog and the people of 1990. Unfortunately for the girls (but most fortunate for us!), the crystal is quite stubborn, so the women have to have sex (and witness it) many times before it glows.

In one hot scene, Talia, Yanna, and Brog find Doris (Nina Hartley) and Loop (Joey Silvera) and convince them to fuck outside. Sure enough, just as Doris really begins to warm up from the friction of Loop’s cock, the crystal begins to glow. However, only the two of them are transported back to the past, where of course they are quite confused (and aroused) by the fur-covered cave people. Loop decides to teach the tribe math and Doris entertains with her body and a sexy dance. As if that wasn’t preposterous enough, Talia, who is still stuck in 1990, ends up filling in for Doris on a photo shoot while Brog watches Yanna and another woman suck each other’s tits and pussies.

The New Barbarians 2 is full of just as many surprises and as much hilarity as the first part. Whether it’s Randy Spears as Brog grunting at the modern 90s women while getting his dick sucked or Talia not knowing what to do when the photographer says, “show me some tit”, the film is both arousing and amusing. (Be sure to read my review of The New Barbarians 1.)