Skinopsis

If you like splatter or gorgeous full-frontally naked French blondes, then you're gonna love Jean Rollin's The Living Dead Girl. But if you love splatter AND gorgeous full-frontally naked French blondes, well then you better get the tissues ready 'cuz you're about to spontaneously jizz yourself: this insane grindhouse horror is loaded up with both.

Rich blonde heiress Francoise Blacnhard's life's been a little dull lately. Well more than a bit, the girl's stone dead and has been for, like, 2 years. But she's in for a rude awakening when some yokel shmuckbags accidentally spill toxic waste on her grave. She bolts into semi-consciousness and quickly finds herself tearing the flesh off this sexy realtor and her boyfriend, before sucking them dry... of blood. Randomly enough, Blanchard's bestie (played by Marina Pierro) decides to check on her and the two are beautifully reunited free to explore their deep symbiotic bond as living and dead, procurer of flesh and consumer of it and... sexy French chick and sexy French (undead) chick.

Of course, soon enough, Blanchard's pesky conscience comes back to life and she starts to feel real bad about all of the poor dumb French folks who's she's torn to shreds and sucked the blood out of. So, she begs bestie to kill her undead ass, but bestie's all, like, "Yo bitch, we've been apart for too long, I ain't getting rid of you. No way. No how." Well, not in those words, but you know what we mean. See bestie's got a little lesbo crush on Blanchard, so shit, as they say, gets complicated.

There's a shitload of gore on display - way more than normal Rollin films - and there's bountiful buckets of Blanchards's boobies, bushie and booty on display as often as possible, so both your bloodlust and your booblust can be satisfied all at once.

-- Rick Stanko