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The Last Great Wilderness

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Skinopsis

This genre-bending Scottish thriller boasts the almost perfect tits of a chick named Victoria Smurfit. We personally like nipples just a little rounder but who can really complain when these giant (and natural) Smurf berries bounce freely up and down as she goes from reluctant cold case (in the cooter) to freaky fuck slut in the course of one scorching banging from some dude. This hot blonde's creamy, dreamy rack is enough to make us wish we could somehow get marooned in a house full of crazies. Throw in sexy Louise Irwin's similarly busty rack almost falling out of her very sexy outfit, and you'll be happily smurfing off the whole way!

-- Rick Stanko

3 Reasons To buy this film

If you don't, then Gargamel will get you in your sleep.
If you ever get stuck with a pound of haggis, then this will make it taste better.
Victoria Smurfit's incredible tits make it a fuck of a deal.

Review

From the hot new Scottish director David Mackenzie comes this wholly unexpected comic thriller about two men who seek help in an old country house filled with potentially dangerous characters.

Rosemary’s Baby meets "The Osbornes" by way of The Wicker Man in this slyly unpredictable thriller about two men who find more than they bargained for when they seek refuge at a strange inn. Charlie (cowriter Alastair Mackenzie) is a Londoner driving to Scotland on a crazed mission of revenge on the man who stole his wife. Along the way he picks up Vincent (Jonny Phillips), an amiable gigolo and small-time criminal on the run. Their journey through the backroads of Scotland is waylaid when they run out of gas in the middle of nowhere and are forced to walk to the nearest place for help and a place to sleep—an isolated country house on a hill. While warmly welcomed by a cardigan-wearing older gent, something’s not quite right. The inhabitants (guests or patients?) are an odd assortment: among them are a beautiful but frigid young woman, some creepy seniors and a visiting gun-wielding deer-hunter. All seem to be hiding a dark secret. Run or stay? Are these people harmless eccentrics or menacing cult members intent on not letting them leave?

The film toys with elements of mystery, horror, the occult, sex, comedy and thriller, keeping the viewer off-balanced on what to expect next. A weird and enjoyable ride with a wholly satisfying ending.

-- Raymond Murray