Review

Brack is a beefy 20-year-old college kid with a shop teacher’s haircut and the I.Q. of a pasta salad. Not bad-looking, though, and with a high school quarterback’s build, doesn’t get along well with his dad Jack (Dale DaBone, who looks maybe only seven or eight years older than the dude playing his son, which is weird). Brack does, however, get along just dandy with his slutty, badly-permed but really hot girlfriend Libby, as she devours his cock in the first scene before he fucks her nearly-bald beaver into a new realm of consciousness as only a 20-year-old can, first with his fingers then his long dick as she grunts “Fuck me!” through gritted teeth, little tits a-bobbing. These two are really great together, the bodybuilder and his bitch, tearing the sheets off the mattress as even Brack’s bed squeaks and screams in protest.

Next, Jack’s fiancée (Savanna Samson, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Big Blowout and Long Story Short) bitches about Brack with Libby’s mother; turns out Libby’s mom has fucked Brack, too! Jack enters with his buddy (Evan Stone), who’s either Libby’s mom’s husband or boyfriend, and these two begin groping and getting naked right away. Not to be outdone, in seconds Jack is eating out Savanna’s hot and juicy twat as she sucks her girlfriend’s tit. The well-endowed Evan wants his lady for himself however, at least at first, and the couples separate to do their own thing. They soon join forces again, the 4-way getting hot and heavy with trade-offs as Savanna rides Evan and Jack fucks Evan’s ho. Any man with half a brain would never share Savanna, but this scene is really sexy, both ladies getting a coochie-ful of cock – with some rough ass-ramming even thrown in to add spice. Jack offers Libby a ride home, leaving Brack to call Savanna a homewrecking whore and a bitch. Meanwhile, Libby, before getting out of Jack’s car at her place, flirts with her boyfriend’s dad, leaving her panties behind for him to sniff.

Jack and Savanna get it on next, Jack displaying his pussy-lapping skills. Savanna knows her way around a big and veiny cock herself, whether it’s plunging down her throat or deep in her pussy – as Brack, meanwhile, is in his room, stroking his cock to one of Savanna’s movie boxes. Dale is sort of a boring fuck, very predictable, but Savanna makes the entire scene as juicy as her bright pink pussy, the two screwing like animals toward the end.

Next morning, Savanna brings Brack a cup of coffee, trying to make nice with her future stepson. He calls her a bitch and a homewrecker, but she cusses him back out, tired of his crap. He then tells her if she’ll show him her tits, he’ll never bad-mouth her again. She does just that – and what nice tits they are, as perky as a crackhead on a binge. Brack asks to see her ass next, even showing her his big, round, perfect jock’s butt first – and she gives him a peek, finally pulling down her panties. This leads to Brack getting a thick finger in her pussy, and his coercing Savanna into sex . . . DUH! Like we couldn’t see this coming . . . Brack is bone-hard just from rubbing up against her butt, and they move onto his creaky-as-hell bed. This forbidden fruit scene of the college jock fucking his old man’s lady is freaking hot – lots of kissing and sucking and nerve-shattering screwing (though that fucking loud-ass bed has to go!), in maybe the hottest fuck-scene in the film . . . until Jack walks in and sees them.

Papa Jack leaves without their knowing he’s spotted them having sex, and grabs Libby’s panties, heading out. Meanwhile, post-sex, Brack throws Savanna out and calls Libby – but she’s kind of busy getting her legs, pussy, and tits licked by Jack. He takes his time, and the sex scene that follows is good but not great, though Libby is very cute and loves to suck dick, her young pussy ripe.

Jack gets home later to find Savanna drunk, her suitcase packed. She confesses how she boinked Brack, making Jack reveal that he saw them and went and fucked Libby himself. In a flashback we also see that Brack walked in on Jack, when he and Libby were dressing, the son grabbing a baseball bat to take care of his dad for good. The two fight (off-screen), and after a sickening thud Libby screams . . . and we’re back to Jack, telling Savanna that Brack will probably never speak to him again – and that he wants her to stay; she is all he has now. Savanna agrees, telling Jack she’ll stay . . . because she’s a good-time girl – and a good-time girl is what he deserves.

If you sort of ignore the weak ending – and Dale DaBone’s lackluster sex appeal – The Good Time Girl gives you a good time. Savanna is one sexy, horny ho; her sex scenes alone (particularly the fuckfest between Savanna and Brack) are nut-busting dynamite, guaranteed to get the blood rushing to the deadest of dicks. Add two other blondes to the mix – along with the men adapt at boning them – and you have a solid 81 minutes of good times – worth your time, indeed.

 -- Angel Rodriguez