Review

I'm not somebody who's had a lot of any sex in his life. I mean, sure, I've slipped a finger or two inside a butthole or two and even got my dick inside once or twice (even though it was only for a minute at a time), but I'm not any kind of regular, commonplace assfucker. Not by a long shot.

What I'm geting at is this: a gaping asshole is something I've yet to come across in my real life. So a new sex toy that allows me to live out my rectum-pumping fantasies is pretty freaking awesome.

The Gape Her is a little bit smaller than a regular ass, so it's not exactly like a real life butthole, but it's close enough for me. The well-gaped asshole looks like it's pulled straight out of one of those disgusting Evil Angel movie, and I fucking love it. Honestly, the view's probably my faorite thing about this toy, although it feels pretty wonderful as well. Pipedream's got a pretty decent skin substitute with their "Fanta-Flesh", and if I close my eyes, it almost makes me believe I'm boning a real life slut.

The vibrating bullet turns everything up a bit and feels freaking great, although to be totally honest, I like the toy better without it. That's just me, though. I want to really believe that I'm engaged in intense anal negotiations, and since real-life asses don't vibrate...well, you get the idea.

How could this toy be better? Well, at 7" wide, it's not totally realistic. Why not make a fully-formed life size version? I'd bang the living fuck out of it for months!

All in all, an awesome toy for the anally-oriented gentleman! Get one!

 -- Chauncy Gardener