Skinopsis

We used to think that Made in America was the worst movie ever made in Oakland. After seeing this one, we're not 100% sure. Weighing the relative badness of Ted Danson on an elephant or Whoopi Goldberg just being Whoopi Goldberg against inconsistent zombies or hackneyed "moralizing" on bioethic Well, at least this one has "so-bad-it's-good" potential and, in most cuts of the film, female nudity.

-- Rick Stanko