Review

I've read about disposable strokers, and since Japan seems to be on the front line of modern technology, I was really looking forward to using this toy. However, I never expected this to look and feel the way it does. It looks like a 7.25" tall, 10" round beer can thermos. It’s light weight, and inconspicuous anywhere in your home. There isn’t much to do for prep, just tear off the plastic wrap, get comfy, and let your mind take you to the place where only you find hot imaginary pleasure, then pop off the wide cap. I was easily stimulated, just thinkin’ about what was about to happen.

When I was good and ready, I applied a little lube on my man tool, then added a little to the opening of the Tenga Lip Service, and slowly slid into the moderately narrow opening. As I plunged deeper into the canister, I could feel these ridges gently workin’ me up. The inside of the stroker is pre-lubed, so I didn’t need to use more of my own. I started with a slow up/down motion, and this felt great. As I got closer to the edge, I decided to remove the quarter-inch sticky label on the bottom of the toy, and it exposed an alternate opening. While continuing to stroke up and down, I covered the small opening with my finger, and the suction grip took over the pleasure. This felt just like real oral action. It didn’t take long after I discovered this little perk, that I was coating the inside of this “throw away” toy with my thick goo. I kept up this motion after the explosion, because it just felt so damn great. My knees were still weak as I stumbled over to the trash can to dispose of this excellent stroker. This sleekly modeled Japanese toy is the next best thing to a real hummer.

 -- M. T. Ballsachs