Review

Let's be very clear about this. You don't NEED the Tenga Hole Warmer to have a good time with your Tenga Sex Toy. Our bodies operate at a rather sweltering 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit and friction, by definition, generates heat. Thus, I've never found the need to heat up my sex toys before use because I've never had sexual fantasies about my oven. However, the Tenga Hole Warmer is a nifty little product for the guy who wants it all!

The Tenga Hole Warmer comes in a convenient little plastic case. When it arrived, I couldn't make heads or tales out of the thing. Frankly, it looked like a thermometer. I cracked open the packaging and revealed the hole warmer itself. It's an odd little device. I imagined it would be more rigid, more cylindrical, but in fact, the warmer is flat and made of durable plastic with a mysterious liquid inside of it. Thank the maker that there are instructions that ride along with the Tenga Hole Warmer or I would NOT have figured out how to use it. However, the instructions are easy to understand and pretty straight forward. By squeezing and breaking a small metal disc floating within the mysterious liquid inside the warmer, a chemical reaction occurs. The liquid inside solidifies and immediately heats up. Ahh, science! The Hole Warmer never expands to a complete cylindrical shape, but I guess that's not all that important.

I slipped the Hole Warmer into a Tenga Flip Hole and let it sit in there for 5 minutes (as recommended by the instructions). After that time, I pulled it out and set it to the side. My Tenga was certainly warmed up and the heat from the Hole Warmer also made my lubricant more gooey and fun. However, to be honest, the heat that the Hole Warmer generated in my Tenga Flip Hole cooled within a few minutes and I had to wonder why I even bothered with the process to begin with.

Fortunately, the Tenga Hole Warmer is reuseable. While the mysterious contents within the Hole Warmer never revert to a liquid, it does cool. It can be easily stored in the package it arrives in and to warm it up again, the instructions say I need only pop it into a pan of boiling water. In fact, the instructions say that this little baby can be reheated up to 30 times. That's not bad for a product that only costs $4.99.

However, to be honest, I'll probably use this more as a hand warmer in my coat pocket when I'm out shoveling the next "Snowpocalypse" rather than use it to heat up my Tenga Sex Toy

 -- Keith Martin