Review

In a world of cheaply made and often slightly unsatisfactory masturbators (The Sex Toy Hall of Shame anyone?) the new Tenga line has been a welcome relief (release?). Inexpensive but well made, these Japanese-made strokers are beginning to reinvent the way men jerk off! Now after that great intro of their line, how much did I love Tenga Double Hole Cup? Well, surprisingly not much. But let’s go back a few steps. After using the Tenga Eggs and the Tenga Flip Hole, I was really excited about using this new toy. The specialty of it is that the tube-like toy has two entrances – a “bitter” and a “sweet.” So like the professional I am, I settled in at home for a serious analysis of this product. I stroked my cock until I was hard and then, since it is self lubricated, simply plunged my dick into the bitter hole. Mistake. I didn’t realize that the bitter side is tighter than average and while I am not blessed with a huge dick, I still found it uncomfortable going. After working my dick into it and giving it a few strokes I found that it was not fun. It was just too tight. After only a minute or so, I pulled out and my dick felt like a rescued coal miner gasping for air. So, I went back to work on my now soft penis and when I was ready again, stuck it – ever so slowly – into the “sweet” side. Ahh…roomier, softer and quite lubricated, this entrance was great. The interior material tickling my dick is not as soft and mouth-like as a Fleshlight, but what can you expect for $14.99! I was soon pounding away, enjoying the sensation of the nubs and I came in a fury. And contrary to their “use once and throw away,” I simply washed it out and put it aside for another session…when I’m not on the clock.

Verdict: Not the best Tenga toy, but for small guys, the “bitter” side offers a snug ride and the “sweet” side is really fun for others. However, if you're one of the lucky ones with a bigger than average dick, pass on this toy unless you want the cock-squeezing sensation of fucking an anally-retentive kitten.

 -- Randy Siempre