Review

Man, God Bless the USA. You know what I mean? Seriously, the fact that we can live in a country where leaders of industry can invest in and develop products specifically designed to assist people masturbate is an incredible thing. Of course, that's not to say every product on the market is worth your hard earned dollar for strokin' your penis. As you can read in our Expert Panel Survey about Lubes, they are not all created equal and frankly, if you name your lube, PREMIUM MASTURBATION CREAM you better mean it.

Fortunately for me, Swiss Navy Lubricants does mean it. I've tried a lot of lube in my time, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed a product as much as I enjoyed this one. The thick, rich white masturbation cream comes in a classy 5 oz. squeeze container that can easily be displayed alongside any hair care product. Just unscrew the top, peel off the foil protective sleeve, and you're ready to roll.

I squeezed out a small portion. I think one might call it a, "dollop" and set to work massaging my dick. The cream came out very thick, almost like a hair paste but as I worked the cream in, it quickly softened and became one of the longest lasting lube sheaths I've ever experienced. It was the perfect consistency, never lost its slip and worked like a dream.

Because this is an oil/silicone based lubricant, don't even think about using this with condoms. This stuff is strictly for alone time. But believe me, this slick paste is worth every penny.

 -- Keith Martin