Review

If you read my review of the original Head Honcho, you know that version 2.0 had some pretty big cum-gudgelin' shoes to fill, and boy oh fuckin' boy... did it ever fill 'em.

The Super Head Honcho does precisely what any good sequel should do. It capitalizes upon the strengths of the original (namely, it feels real fuckin' good wrapped 'round my stiff old boner), and then it kicks the motherfucker up a motherfuckin' notch or two!

This thing's an inch or two longer than the original, which I enjoy, because my ween's grown an inch or two in the past year (maybe puberty's finally setting in), and now, instead of having a mashed-up-beave-type face on the thing, it's got a pretty little set of lips. I imagine them to be the lips of Granny Glubb, the greatest 96-year old prostitute in all of Philadelphia, but you can imagine them to be anybody you want. Knowing you fuckaz, you'll probably imagine them to be some 26-year old porn slut. You superficial fucks. Don't knock fucking a octogenarian-plus-16-years until you tried it.

Anyway, the "Super Honch" as me and my scumbaggin' shithead friends call it, is an improvement in every way, and your ass oughtta consider your dick lucky to travel inside of it.

 -- MEAT BALL