Smutionary
Sometimes when we're trolling for dirty movies, we come across a word that makes us go "Hmmm..." That's why we put together this helpful glossary of words that you might come across while you're on the hunt for smut. Some are just "industry" words, some we made up... a lot we made up. So get to looking shit up... there will be a test.
Alt-Porn: Stands for “Alternative Pornography”. Often features men and women of subculture (tattoos, piercings, etc.) and is considered woman friendly and sex-positive.
Amateur: Porno made by suckers who didn’t get paid for it. Often hotter than regular studio porn because they’re all real people like you or us. Or even your sister or girlfriend. You never know.
Anal Beads: A string of small to large beads inserted into one’s ass then pulled out right before or during orgasm for added pleasure (some call it the fresh poop sensation). Just having them inside doesn’t do much. It’s the pull that gets ya.
Anal Vibrator: Sex toy specifically designed to stimulate the anus. The base is usually flared so as to not get sucked in and “lost” in the rectum.
Artsploitation: An art film with a lot of sex and/or titties. Or an exploitation film that inadvertently becomes a work of art.
ATM: When an object, usually a male sex organ is removed from a young lady's rectum and placed into her mouth. Also known as A2M.
BBW (Big Beautiful Women) - Most frequently used in the context of affirmation of or sexual attraction to women who are above average weight.
BDSM: The kinky stuff where dudes and chicks get tied up and whipped and they wear those funny masks with zippers on them and stuff. Also often includes nipples getting clothespinned. Ouch. Stands for Bondage, Domination, Sadism & Masochism.
Benzocaine: A local anesthetic used in some anal lubricants and lubricated condoms. Benzocaine gives the user a tingling sensation but should never be used in an effort to dull pain. If it hurts, that’s your body’s way of saying, “Oh hell no!” Benzocaine is also used in some oral sex mints and is said to cause a slight numbing of the throat muscles so the catcher’s gag reflexes relax and more ween can be taken in but the jury is still out on that one. Careful, some people are allergic to Benzocaine!
Ben-Wa Balls (also known as Ben Wah Balls): Small balls on a string (usually about one inch in diameter) that may be inserted into the vagina. Ideally these balls are made of metal, Lucite, weighted silicone with a metal coating and are heavier than the average anal bead. When used, these balls bump together and cause pleasurable vibrations.
Bizzo: That rare combination of bitch and ho...actually it's not that rare. Suck on that Queen Latifah.
Blow Up Doll: An inflatable sex partner. Often the doll is life-sized with several holes and/or an attached dildo (or vibrator) and used in lieu of an available and willing partner. These are often used to perform those acts which a partner may find highly offensive. No partner? Unbox, inflate, lube and bang.
Breast Worship: Regarding a woman’s breasts as a deity. Usually appears in cases of excessively large breasts (see Gianna for details) or perfectly shaped breasts (see Gianna for details).
Bullet Vibrator: A small vibrator, usually one inch in diameter that’s light weight and can fit into the palm of one’s hand; easy to conceal vibrator. May be used as an external vibrating stimulator or inserted into the vagina or anus for extra pleasure. Eggs, may also be inserted into a sleeve or a blow up doll (if equipped for bullet use) to enhance the experience. See “egg vibrator.”
Camel Toe: When a woman's pants or panties are so tight, that the fabric comes into their vagina, creating the appearance of a two-mounded camel's toe.
Candid: A genre of filmmaking in which young girls, usually heavily intoxicated or incredibly stupid, take off their tops and bottoms for a pervy dude cruising around with a video camera.
Chest Patties: A pair of tittays that dangle in such a way as to provoke biting, or a standard set of boobs.
Cock Ring: Rings that are put around the base of the penis shaft mostly made of a pliable material to inhibit a penis’ blood flow evacuation causing the penis to stay harder longer. These are available in either non-vibrating or vibrating.
Compilation: A movie consisting of scenes from other movies, usually focusing on a specific genre of fuck-making. They’re usually vastly less expensive than new films. You should probably purchase ten or twelve of them for examples.
Cooze: The ancient Smuteronian goddess of all that is filthy and sexually arousing. Also, a common slang term for vagina, or the woman attached to said vagina.
Cougar: A hottie over the age of 35. See also: Untamed Cougar.
Cougin' it up: Fucking and/or trying to fuck a cougar.
Cream-Pie: A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it. Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE. A vagina that has semen ON it is just a messy vagina.
Creeplord: a super-creepy dude. One who you wouldn't want your girlfriend/sister/mom/wife to sit next to in a bar. See also Marco Banderas.
Cuckold: A submissive husband with a wife who takes on alpha-male lovers whereby the wife's sexual pleasures become the husband's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.
Cum-drunk fuck-slut: A young lady who's addicted to getting hot loads shot into her mouth.
Cum-Gudger: Like a wet-willy, only with semen instead of spit.
Cyberskin: A special patented material that looks and feels like human skin. It is often used to make realistic adult sex toys and male masturbators.
Daisy Chain: When multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and receive oral sex simultaneously.
Dildo: Non-vibrating phallic device used in lieu of an actual penis. Some are full on penis imitations; some are more creative in shape. All are for the same purpose: self dicking.
DP: Also known as Double Penetration. The sex act where one dude screws a lady in the vagina while another dude screws her a-hole (also known as “bunghole”). Looks painful, but apparently can be quite pleasurable, according to porn starlets.
Double Anal: The sex act where two dudes both screw a girl’s ass at the same time. Gaper-inducing, as you may have guessed. Not considered to be gay, even though it involves two dudes’ penises rubbing together.
Double Dong: A standard dildo that has two useable ends. This device is used by two people who want their holes filled simultaneously. Sometimes used by a solo adventurous person; inserted into the anus and vagina.
Double Vadge: The sex act where two dudes screw a girl’s vagina (or “vadge”) at the same time. Often leads to “pussy-gapes” or “beef curtains”.
Dual Action Vibrator: A vibrator with two stimulators. Many dual action vibrators are multi-speed. The most poplar of this type is the Jackrabbit Impulse Vibrator.
Egg Vibrator: A roughly one to one and a half inch in diameter (sometimes a bit larger) egg shaped vibrator used for vaginal or anal stimulation. Flicker: A single tickler primarily used as a tease before vibratory stimulation. Some egg vibrators are available with flickers.
Frottage: Any no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private. Often referred to as, “dry humping”.
Funbags: Slang term for breasts. Named so because tits are "bags" of flesh that are also really fucking "fun."
G Spot: This term stands for the Gräfenberg spot. This area in the upper wall of a woman’s vagina, when stimulated, results in high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms.
Gape: Refers to a rectum that's been used so intensely that it doesn't readily close when the object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.
Gang Bang: Refers to a group of 3 or more males having sex or receiving oral sex from a female at the same time.
Girl Gasm: A term for a woman who releases a clear, tasteless liquid from her vagina when she has an orgasm. This is not the same as a woman who urinates during sex. It’s not pee dammit!
Glory Hole: A hole located in a partition in which one's penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio.
Glubbellings: Semen.
Gonzo: A style of adult film making pioneered in the 1990s by directors such as Seymore Butts and Ben Dover. Gonzo porn took the storyline out of adult movies and featured only sex scenes.
Gushing: A term for when a woman releases a clear liquid from her vagina while having an orgasm. See also, Girl Gasm.
Guzz: Semen.
Hentai: Anime with filthy hardcore fucking.
Hucklebuck: When a dude and a chick are making fuck and the chick is so goddamn flexible that she can pull her legs all the way over her head, so the dude can plow her twat while she licks his nuts. One of the main reasons to seek out gymnasts and contortionists when choosing a sexual partner.
Hypoallergenic: Special adult sex toys that are less likely to produce an allergic reaction. This is a common selling point for adult toys made from silicone or glass.
Interactive: A style of porn often featuring POV camera work where the porn star speaks to the camera and the viewer can choose different scenarios and actions from a DVD menu.
Internal Cumshot: See “Cream-Pie”.
Interracial: Adult scenes that feature two or more individuals of different racial backgrounds.
Jelly: A popular material often used to make adult sex toys, vibrators, dildos and dongs. Jelly is firm enough for penetration, but has a little give for a smooth and comfortable experience.
Just-Over-18: a young lady who is legal to be filmed getting naked and/or having sex, but barely. Also known as Barely Legal.
Kitten: Our very favorite euphemism for rape.
Ladyboy: A hot chick who just happens to have a big dick.
Laplicker: Lesbian or lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Laplicking: The act of lickin' gash. Cunnilinguis.
Loop: A short nudie/sex film intended to play repeatedly. Loops were one of the most common forms of cinematic pornography before mainstream society became more tolerant of hardcore pornography. See also Stag.
Lube: Also known as lubricant. Lubes are available as silicone-based, petroleum-based or water-based to assist insertion and sometimes to enhance sexual pleasure via flavors, a warming agent and/or a numbing agent (see Benzocaine). Commonly used when just slipping in won’t happen because tab A is looking for a wet slot B and slot B is as dry as the Sahara.
Man-goo: Semen... did you really need us to tell you that?
Meat Sleeve: A vagina, or the woman attached to said vagina.
Microwave: To shoot a load onto a chick's clothing, usually her panties, thus sealing them to her cock teasing flesh.
MILF: An abbreviation for, “MOTHER I’D LIKE TO FUCK”. Refers to older, sexually attractive women.
Muck-Dooze: An internal cumshot which is then scooped out of the orifice (usually vagina) by a third party and then forcefully thrown into someone else’s (usually the ejaculator’s) mouth.
Nazisploitation: a genre of exploitation cinema that peaked in the 1970s. Generally, women are subjugated and forced to perform sex acts for their demented Nazi overlords.
Nunsploitation: a genre of exploitation where nuns either willingly or unwillingly are forced to break their vows through either straight or lesbian sex.
Orifices: the openings on a woman where you put your cock.
Pearls: Small round beads that are usually placed in rows along a vibrator that spin (some change directions depending on the toy), vibrate or roll with use of the toy. The pearls in most pearl loaded vibrators are located where a woman’s G-spot should be to enhance her experience.
Penis Pump: A cylindrical toy that has a small hand pump or motor attached that creates a pumping action that removes the air from around the penis creating a vacuum which lengthens and/or increases the girth of the penis and helps maintain an erection.
Phthalate-free: Toys that are not made with phthalates, a plastic-softening chemical linked to many health hazards, including penis-shrinkage.
Pocket Rocket: A discreetly sized vibrator that can be easily hidden in a pocket or purse. These travel-sized vibrators are often used during vacations and sometimes during work breaks.
POV: An abbreviation of, “POINT OF VIEW”. This style of porn creates the illusion that the camera’s vantage point is the home viewer’s perspective.
Pumps: A sex toy used to create a vacuum in order to expand the clitoris, nipples or penis (also see penis pump). The device may either be hand squeezed for the vacuum effect or may use a motor to create the same effect.
Pussah: pussy, vagina.
Queef: An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; also known as a vaginal fart.
Rimming: The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
Sexploitation: a genre of exploitation cinema, prominent in the 1960s and ‘70s, that focuses on different incarnations of the sex act as well as naked flesh. For modern incarnations of this genre, see Seduction Cinema.
She-Male: An individual with breasts and penis, most often a transsexual man who starts a hormonal treatment in order to become a women and finally make surgery to remove their penises and create a vagina.
Shitsocket: A rectum or asshole... often considered to be the most desirable real estate in a young lady in which to insert one's penis.
Silicone: A high-quality material increasingly popular among adult sex toy users and makers. Silicone has several unique properties such as its ability to retain its shape despite hard use, durability, easy cleaning, superior hygienic features, softness and smoothness.
Skingoria: Any horror movie that has naked ladies in it or any movie that has bloody breasts in it.
Slit: A woman's vagina. Often refers particularly to her labia.
Slitfest: A festival of slits, or a movie with a lot of slits.
Slizz: A slut or a slut’s vagina. Also, a girl’s slippery vagina.
Slut: a female of the human species, especially one who takes off her clothes easily and lets us stick our wangs into her orifices.
Spoof: A lighthearted imitation of a mainstream film or television show.
Spring Chicken: A young (but legal) girl. Often used to refer to girls under the age of 20.
Squirting: When a woman has an orgasm with female ejaculate. Also used when pushing spunk out of pussy or ass. See also, Girl Gasm.
Stag: A short nudie/sex film that was typically shown in the owner’s home or some other clandestine location before pornography was legal/accepted by mainstream society.
Strap-On: A device used as a sex toy normally amongst homosexual couples (gay males and lesbian females). Basically, a latex or plastic penis-shaped dong that is used by connecting it to a harness that straps around the waist. Used as if it were a part of the body. Example: Annie put on a strap on and started to fuck the hell out of Sally. That dildo didn’t move an inch!!
Sukebe: Japanese (adj.) Pervert, lewd, sleezy, 'ol dirty bastard.
T-Base: The “T” shaped base of a butt plug. The t-base prevents the butt plug from slipping further into the rectum than it should and becoming “lost” to the point where only a handy proctologist can get it out.
T-Girl: The abbreviation for transexual girl.
Tea-Bagging: The act of lowering one's balls onto someone’s face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Ticklers: Soft rubber nodules found on some sex toys. Ticklers serve to enhance the sexual experience by “tickling” the area they’re placed on or inserted into.
Tit-Fucking: The act of fucking a girl between the tits.
Tranny: A transvestite: A man who enjoys dressing up as a woman. She-males or transsexuals are often referred to as trannies as well.
Tribbing: When two lesbian pussies meet and greet and cause heat.
Uncut: A reference to an uncircumcised penis.
Untamed Cougar: A hottie over the age of 35 who has gotten naked or fucked or both in a movie. See also Nina Hartley.
Veal: Deaf chick banging; you wait for for her lips to part to make a dying calf sound when she has an orgasm. Also see spring chicken.
Vibrator: Sex toy that is often (but not always) phallic shaped containing a small motor which enables the housing to vibrate. The vibration causes stimulation. The vibrator may be used on almost any area of the body but preferably the erogenous zones. See bullet, egg and The Rabbit (and Rabbit type sex toys).
Vignette: A short pornographic scene with a brief introduction.
Wanktastic: Very easy to beat off to.
Whale Tail: A whale tail is the shape formed when a thong or g-string rides up high over a womans pants.
Wide On: An extra wide vagina caused by a chick getting super turned on. Also known as a female boner.
Zoobs: A big old pair of titties, or titties of any size really.
