Review

The DVD opens with the intense gangbang of cutie cover girl Terri Summers. Hailing from Holland, dark-haired, she doesn't do anal, but she does do double vaginal- go figure. Possibly the first cheerleader of the first basketball team sponsored by a XXX studio that happens to have a roster flooded with porn stars [in history], she starts giving head to her boyfriend, who has convinced her to fuck the entire b-ball team at once. The other five playas cum marching in the room like The Saints with big dicks in hand like drum majors; a role reversal of sorts, as Terri becomes the athlete with respect to physical endurance, while the guys all become cheerleaders, encouraging her in her cocksucking practice. Doggie/oral & reverse cowgirl/oral DP's; she pulls her top off & her perky tits bounce into place. A series of cowgirl/oral DP's prepares Terri's stretched holes for lots of double vaginal from [pairs of] monster cocks! The starting five [and the 6th man] blast into her mouth and her left eye. Her face is covered in cum, but she wipes it off & licks her hand clean. Go Smash Go!

Byron Long, Cuntre Pipes, Billy Banks, Tone Capone, Brock Adams & Slim Dawg engage exotic Jayna Oso (pronounced 'J-nuh' 'Oh-so') in some strip soccer. Jayna is the coach's daughter and also team goalie on perhaps the first English-speaking all-black soccer team (XXX-related or not)! The guys score a goal and she's made to take off her top, revealing small sexy titties; baggie green soccer shorts and socks, hair in dual pigtails- polka dot panties that could be the sexiest thing I have ever seen. An incredible display of cocksucking on each of the soccerheads heads' follows; then doggie/oral & cowgirl/oral DP's for all members of the team. The scene nears its end when Jayna receives a pussy/anal DP while her mouth is already completely full of cock; eventually, she lets out a deafening gasp of orgasmic pleasure. In the concluding scene, slippery slut Lauren Phoenix rises to the hardcore occasion as the sole female- a ring card girl- amongst a gym of sweaty boxers. I'm eager to summarize, but I shall leave it for you to discover, like Ontario (the license plate motto)... anyone, anyone? Bueller?

If you read me often, you'll know that any DVD with only three scenes is subject to ridicule and verbal lashings... that is, until this DVD; I watch enough porn to realize that getting three awesome scenes is better than five 'ehhhhh-ok' ones. Six in Me is among the best gangbang movies in my short-term memory, and will challenge for an AVN award early next year unless something unexpected cums along- 3 girls in 3 amazing hardcore performances, a sports-related fetish in each. Though my porn collection now exceeds my mainstream stash because of this gangbang addition, Smash wins big with Six in Me, and I smell sequel in the future with new sports & new sluts. Per Mr. Burns, it's triple "exxx-cellent"!

 -- S. Kurt Chaser