Review

Let me say right off that I’m straight. I fooled around with a buddy at 13 but since then it’s been straight and narrow; nothing but pussy and straight porn for me. But I’ve found that “narrow” part doesn’t quite wash with my job as a sex toy reviewer. And the real test of my commitment to this job came when my boss instructed me to review anal toys – and I couldn’t try them out on my gf – they want something from a male perspective. So as a reward for agreeing to go beyond just testing strokers and lubes, I was given the Sinful Screw to begin my anal exploration. I say rewarded because this toy is not like the gigantic ass-ripping dildos I’ve seen on the desks of the gay reviewers but is thin, a little over 6 inches in length and quite soft and pliable. So with my marching orders and toy in hand I headed to my empty apartment. This Hustler toy is labeled “intermediate” but it has “beginner” written all over it. Even I wasn’t afraid of it. Looking like a rubbery screw-like anchor, I generously greased the shaft and after getting hard with Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Brats, I gingerly inserted. It actually went in easily (I thought I’d be too tense and tight). Its thin size made it non-intimidating, even for a virgin ass. Not exactly sure of what to do next, I started pumping it in and out and twisting it from the handle – both actions produced some pleasure. It may have hit my prostate (the goal of all anal toys for straight guys) but wasn’t sure. I came while plugging away and I have to say it was much better than simply jerking off – it was a great feeling but I immediately realized I had something in my ass and quickly but carefully pulled it out.

Verdict? I have to say it was a new, not unpleasant sensation. I'm not sure if I hit that elusive prostate but maybe next time I'll know for sure. The only downside is that it is an anal toy and if someone rummaged through my bedside drawers, I’d have some explaining to do.

 -- Bob Often