Buy Shane Diesel's Vibrating Dong

Shane Diesel's Vibrating Dong

NS Novelties

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$89.99 (3% off)
List Price: $92.99

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Synopsis

Remember the Shane Diesel: Big, Black and Realistic? Well, it just got a little bit better.

This version of Shane Diesel’s signature dong vibrates with an intense strong bullet placed at the tip of the dong, and features a 7-function controller (low/medium/high speeds, as well as 4 unique pulsating functions). Made in the USA of futuristic life-like materials (Phthalate Free PVC), this dong is a welcome challenge for everyone who is wondering.... how does it feel to take on the Diesel?

Product length: 10". Uses 3 AAA batteries (not included).

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3 Reasons To buy this toy

Ten unforgivable inches of massive meat, molded directly from Shane Diesel!
Seven vibration functions, which actually makes it better than the real thing (but don't tell Shane we said that).
Seriously, we might not have really communicated just how huge this thing is. Just look here.

Review

I'll admit it. I'm a little bit afraid of this toy.

I won't beat around the bush. This cock is massive. It's the biggest dick I've ever laid eyes on (except for Shane's previous model, which is exactly the same size, so shut up). So, you should understand, while I have a lot of good things to say about this toy, I'm going to have to admit that I didn't actually spend too much time having sex with it.

I'm sorry, boys. My pussy's just not that big.

Having gotten that embarrassing plot point out of the way, I'm going to go ahead and say that this is an amazing replica. It's pretty much the same thing as the Shane Diesel: Big, Black and Realistic, which (if you haven't seen it), is a 10-inch monster that's literally just about as thick as a soda can. It's got incredible detail (veins, anyone), realistic color and the weight and skin texture are spot on. And this one really ups the ante from the previous model because (ta-daaaaaa!) it's vibrates! And we're not talking about a simple on/off vibration, etiher. It's got seven modes - a few various speeds, an escalating pattern and a pulsating pattern. It's pretty great, I gotta say.

While this is a great dildo, if you're looking for a stand-alone vibrator, you might want to look elsewhere. The vibrations are nice, but due to the sheer girth of the thing, you won't get as powerful a buzz as you would with something specifically designed with vibrations in mind (i recommend the Je T'aime Le Pointe G for that). Rather, this toy is meant for extreme penetration - the vibrations are an added benefit once your pussy is thoroughly filled. And believe me, this thing will fill you up. If it doesn't, you should contact Guinness and see if they can grant you the world's "most cavernous vagina" award or something.

Hands down, one of the most impressive dildos I've ever seen. Slightly too big for me, but that's because I'm not entirely used to being pounded by oversized cocks. If big dicks are your thing, it doesn't get any bigger (or better) than this. A winner!

-- Katarina Slit