Review

In a curious twist on the old saying “Blondes have more fun”, Seymore Butts sets out to prove that when it comes to anal enjoyment, Brunettes come out on top. Brunettes Have More Anal Fun contains over three hours of beautiful, dark-haired ladies gettin’ stuffed every which way, and especially in the ass. In the first scene the insatiable sex-kitten Alisha Klass “assists” with Gina Ryder’s first-ever anal sex. With both hands on Gina’s round tushy, Alisha spreads apart the taut little asshole, until Mark’s enormous cock is deep inside her. Later, on her back, Gina continues to get fucked while Alisha rubs her clit and squeezes her breasts. (How would ya like an assistant like that?!)

And that’s just the beginning. Brunettes Have More Anal Fun continues with a poolside double-header with adorable nymphette Alexandra Nice tackling two men at once. Whether she’s sandwiched between them in a drippy D.P. or choking down one cock while being pumped full of another, this brunette sure knows how to have a good time. Another scene begins with Tom Byron experimenting with a new toy—a kind of mechanic bull with a motorized dildo and clit rub attachment! Shy and sexy Tatiana overcomes her fear and rides it like a champion until Tom grabs her and gives it to her good ‘n hard in her lovely ass.

These and one other scene take up the first two hours of the DVD. The last hour is a clip show of awesome anal adventures Seymore has had with brunettes (and a few blondes) throughout his years of adult film-making. When you consider the number of gorgeous brown-haired women in this film who exhibit ear-to-ear smiles while getting ass-fucked, it’s not difficult to see that Brunettes Have More Anal Fun.

 -- Cherry Honeywell