Review

If there's one thing I hate, it's when my favorite porn stars disappoint me. Come on, Sasha!

Listen. The Sasha Grey UR3 Deep Throat Sucker isn't an altogether bad toy. It does what any decent mid-priced stroker should do. It's soft, it's stretchy, it's tight and it feels really good when you slide your dick in and out of it. But really, this thing's nothing special. Not in the slightest. In fact, the only thing that makes it stand apart from the usual barrage of strokers we see around here is the fact that it's based on a mouth rather than a pussy or ass (which, frankly, I think was a poor decision).

See, if you glance over at the photo of this item, I think you may have to agree that this thing looks...well...sort of weird. A pussy toy or an ass toy, even the cheap ones, at least offer some sort of representation of a thing that the majority of us don't get to see on a daily basis. Something private, you know? Pussy! Ass! But this thing really just looks like a creepy disembodied mouth. It really doesn't remind me of Sasha Grey in any way (you'd need to include her eyes if you wanted that to happen), and it inspires more feelings of awkwardness and shame in me than lust.

Don't get me wrong. Shameful or not, I fucked the thing vigorously, and had fun doing so.

As far as functionality goes, this toy works as well as any mid-priced stroker. It's not anywhere near a Fleshlight or anything, but it's a pretty good stroker for under twenty bucks. So if you don't give a fuck what it looks like, by all means, buy this thing and slam your shaft inside it. But, personally, I'd rather spend my fuck time deep inside something like the Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pussy, which is just a better looking toy.

 -- Maston Hammerman