Review

Holy fuckin’ fuck. Anybody who knows MEAT BALL knows that there are very few items that I will refuse to put my cock inside. Be it a burlap sack, a hole in my studio apartment wall or a well-buttered ham steak, nine times out of ten, I will try fucking it. This is just my way. I like the way things feel on my wang. That said, I’ve come across a lot of so-called signature replicas of well-known performers nether regions that quite simply, do not measure up. Sure, I’ll fuckin’ ravage them, but they generally leave quite a bit to be desired.

That said, The Roxy Reynolds Cyberskin Pussy and Ass is most certainly not one of those unfortunate disappointments.

As anyone can see from the photo, this is an adult novelty for the man who seriously loves whompin’ on some ass. And me? Man, I could spend all fuckin’ day whompin’ on ass, and with this little number hiding out in my boudoir, you can be damned sure I do. Just look at the size of this fucking behemoth. Heck, even before I rammed my weiner into it, I spent a good twenty minutes just caressing it’s ebony beauty while I jammed out on some of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s deeper cuts (I know, listening to Sir Mix-a-Lot while appreciating a thick-azz onion like this is a bit of a cliché, but fuck man, it’s about as apropos as it gets).

We’ve covered the overall beauty of such a fine-ass rump. Now let’s talk specifics. This thing’s phthalate-free. I don’t know exactly what that means, but I think it implies that you won’t get any horrible diseases from fucking this thing (which is a plus, because chancres and urethra-discharge are no fuckin’ fun). It’s also waterproof, which is nice for anyone who’s ever wanted to whomp Roxy Reynolds' ass while bathing (which continues to be a passion of mine). It’s got delicious pussy and ass holes (which gives you some variety and also allows you to DP the thing with a seriously lonely buddy). And heck, it comes with a free fuckin’ DVD! What could be better?

In short. This an ass that deserves to be whomped. If you’ve got the guts for it.

 -- MEAT BALL