Review

I've had the Vibrating Pleasure Rocker waiting in my sex toy drawer for a little over a month, and I hadn't worked up the nerve to use it for a while. Not sure why it took so long. Something about the device seems intimidating. It's certainly not the size of the shaft. This toy's got a fairly reasonable and smooth insertable girth that just about any anal adventurer should be able to handle without much trouble (certainly not tiny, just tapered for easy insertion).

But anyway, yeah, for some reason, I kept this thing waiting in the wings for a while while I spent weeks doing damage to my prostate with other toys, some worthy and some not so much. Now that I've given the Pleasure Rocker it's moment in the sun (or, more accurately, where the sun don't shine), I think I know the reason why I held back. I think it's because I knew, deep down, that once I tried this thing, I wasn't ever going to go back, because this toy is fucking perfect, at least for my purposes.

As I mentioned, it's not a giant shaft (about five inches or so), and without any sort of bulbous head, it's pretty easy to insert it and get it deep inside your ass (beginners take note). The vibrations the toy provides are nice and strong, giving your p-spot a super-sweet inner-buzz, and the extra balls-cupping panel on the front of the toy is such a brilliant idea that I'm amazed it hasn't already been done.

But as far as I'm concerned, the key word in Vibrating Pleasure Rocker should be "rocker". It's a simple design choice to make the base of this toy a half-ball shape, but it's a god damn stroke of genius. This little rounded end provided the mobility to turn your regular whacking session into a full-body extravaganza of pleasure. See, once it's inserted, you've now got the ability to go totally hands free. Just sit back, relax your ass and rock yourself back and forth (which, if you're anything like me, will send shockwaves of awesome up and down your body), and let your hands stay where they should be, wrapped tightly around your cock!

(I haven't yet tried using this during intercourse, but the idea of blasting my p-spot with this thing while I've got a nice warm pussy wrapped around my dick is almost too much to bear. I'll be doing it just as soon as possible, I assure you!)

I've tried a good handful of prostate massagers, and I loved the hell out of a lot of them (I'm looking at you, Get a Grip Prostate Massager), but this one really took the cake. Anally adventurous dudes, this this the one!

Side note: I recommend trying this out with warming lube. Because that's what I did, and it felt awesome!

 -- MEAT BALL