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Skinopsis

We're not entirely sure whether we took too much mescaline or not enough or what, but we really couldn't tell you what the fuck this movie is about. Not to say that there weren't some truly awesome moments in it, but plotwise we're a bit foggy. There are a couple of hot vampire chicks who can, apparently, be exposed to sunlight. In spite of their seeming invincibility, they mostly hang out in their pad which is an abandoned train station (or something) in Buffalo (or something). Now why two perfectly hot, perfectly undead hotties would choose to live in Buffalo is beyond us, but what the fuck: maybe they explained it in the movie while our mind was melting.

Filled with trippy visuals (like what the fuck trippy...), loads of excessive gore and strange as shit editing, this microbudget experimental horror flick has two totally awesome titty scenes. The first comes when vampiress number one (Satu Rautaharju) takes this scuzzy-looking drifter back to some random room and they make passionate fuck for, like, a long time. Amidst their moment of passionate fuck are some long and gratuitously extended looks at her juicily gelatinous juggies that made us all tingly in our crotchal region. The next comes when vampiress number two (Valeria Dombrovschi) is trying to convince vampirss number one to stop fucking around and just kill the drifter already, but vampiress number one is all, like, wishy-washy about it. The awesome part is that they're naked, in the shower and covered in blood. Plus, vampiress number two decides that the best way to convince vampiress number one to give in is by planting her hot undead face into her hot, undead cooze. Yum.

All in all, if you like hot sort-of-lesbian vampire chicks, lots and lots of blood, trippy visuals and editing, and juicy bare natural tits, then odds are you'll dig this one... just make sure to have lots of drugs on hand.

-- Rick Stanko