Review

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Yes, Praise the Load 7 follows the same formula as its predecessors, but only because that formula really works.

Each of the five segments has either Tim Von Swine or Mike John speaking a bit with the girls, having them show off their asses and tits before they move over to the couch and meet with the guys offering up their cocks for the blowbangs.

In some cases the girls are treated to a little foreplay, if you will, getting eaten out for a few minutes before they start taking in their mouths every cock that is shoved in their faces. (It even prompts first-timer Penny Pax to exclaim, “Oh my God! Look at all the penises!”)

But the release, which clocks in at well over two hours, is jam-packed with five girls taking on as many as four cocks at a time—spitting and slobbering on them, gagging them down, tit-fucking them and jacking them off until every last drop of cum is pasted on their faces.

Pax provides one of the more unique visuals, as she keeps her nerdy girl glasses on the entire time, letting the guys cover her specs in jizz, while fellow first-timer Leilani Leeane gives one of the most enthusiastic performances, at one point taking every inch of Chad Alva’s cock and his balls in her mouth at the same time.

And we still love the title.

 -- J. King Hoffman - AVN