Synopsis

Looks like you're gonna be very naughty this holiday season, because while ol' Saint Nick is out giving kids their toys, you'll be at the North Pole boning his wife! Mrs. Claus is lonely as hell and needs somebody to give her slippery sugarplum snatch some special attention while her hubby's out dropping shit down chimneys. Beneath her sweet and sugary exterior lives a naughty bitch who would rather drink your cum than bake you a cookie, so tonight she's giving a big "fuck you" to daddy and his reindeer. She's gonna strip for you, she's gonna talk dirty, she's gonna fuck her own steaming Christmas pussy pie with her fingers and dildos 'til her clit is as red and throbbing as Rudolph's nose and then...she's gonna peel open that pretty pink treat and give your dick the best yuletide cooze it's ever seen. Just do your best to ignore the thousand elves jacking off in the snow outside the window.

-- MEAT BALL