Review

First off, I should say, I'm not the kind of guy who normally has any use for this kind of thing. Being a strong, powerful and virile man in his early thirties, I've got complete and total mastery over my body in it's entirety, and you damn well better believe that includes my dick. A desensitizing, prolonging spray is not something I'd usually go for.

But I have this friend.

This friend of mine (which again, is not me) occasionally has trouble in the sack. It's not that he has a hard time getting it up and ready to party. Quite the opposite, in fact. Sometimes he gets so worked up during the undressing, the lead-up and the foreplay that when the time comes to actually get down to some heavy-duty porking, he's only able to get three or four strokes in before he blows his load. Which, from what I hear (because I wouldn't know firsthand) sounds like a real drag. When you're sliding that hard-bangin' ween of yours inside a lady's pink parts, you wanna be able to spend some significant time in there, right? If you blow your load off without making her cum, you've just shot your chances of a repeat performance all to hell, and no one wants that.

So in cases like that, when people like my friend can't keep themselves from blowing, this stuff actually works pretty well. It pulls just enough sensation away from the wang that you can still enjoy yourself and have a good time, but you're not equipped with that hair trigger that you might otherwise have. This spray comes in a small discreet bottle that looks more like your average antiseptic than a sexual potion (so there's no need to feel creepy having it in your medicine cabinet). One squirt does the trick, and suddenly you've got the lasting power to go the full ten rounds. When you finally blow your load, you'll not only feel like you just gave (and got) one hell of a screw-session, you'll also feel like you accomplished something. Which is always nice.

Note: I wasn't 100% sure how this stuff would affect the lady I happened to be makin' the sweet love to. Naturally, I want to tone down my own sensitivity, but not here. My advice (and the advice given to me by the manufacturer), was to spray it on, wait a few minutes and then start screwing.

Again, certainly not a toy for everyone. But if you're me...uh, I mean my friend...and you need a little help from time to time, this stuff should do the trick.

 -- Maston Hammerman