Review

Um, listen. My wife and I use a lot of sex toys in our bedroom. Mostly clit stimulators, but also a few G-spot toys, slimline vibes and the occasional anal toy. So when I say the thing I'm about to say, please realize that I've done my research. I've compared, contrasted, weighed the pros and cons and I gotta tell you...I think this may be the best couples/womens toy ever used to fuck someone in my house.

From the look of it to the feel of it to the ease of use to the power...this thing's just awesome. Just plain fucking awesome.

Let's talk about ease, first of all. The Kaya has a simple three buttons. One's got a plus sign (which turns it on and increases the power). One's got a minus sign (which turns it down and off). And then the middle button changes the vibration pattern (which...well, more on this later). Easy as pie. Unlike a lot of toys, we didn't need to think twice about how this thing works. It just sort of lends itself to functionality.

Now let's talk about the look of it. Take a glace at this toy, and then compare it to other rabbit vibes. Notice how most of the other ones look like machines? Some are sort of complicated looking, some are sort of scary looking, but just about all of them look like machines. The Kaya, on the other hand, looks like a fucking toy. It looks like something jovial, lively and fun. Something that a woman or a couple would look at with excitement, not apprehension. This is a major plus for me. While I like to get very serious and fuck hard, I also like sex to be something enjoyable and, dare I say it, fun.

Now, let's talk power. This thing's got it. 12 different vibration modes (which is a lot), and aside from the standard low, medium and high steady buzz patterns, a lot of them seem to be really, really well thought out. There are patterns in which the shaft and clit tickler both buzz simultaneoously. There are patters in which it's one or the other. There are patterns where the shaft builds to a crescendo only to be punctuated by a fast and strong pulse on the clit (which my wife really seemed to like). Driving patterns, building patterns, slow and steady, or herky-jerky, this thing's got something to please every pussy. Incredible versatility.

And fuck, I didn't even mention the silicone coating. It's like fucking silk!

Honest to god, best couples sex toy we've used in years. Except for maybe the Muse Massager, which also blew our sex life the fuck away.

 -- Chauncy Gardener