Review

The premise of My Plaything: Krystal Steal is simple: you choose how you wanna get off and luscious blonde sexpot Krystal Steal does all the rest. The only trouble is that you have to make some important decisions like whether you want a strip tease, masturbation, foreplay or sex. Choose anything but “strip” and you’ll have even more options. Watch Krystal masturbate with her fingers, a vibrator, or a dildo. In “Foreplay” you get to choose between tongue (in which it looks like you’re eating her out), fingers (you’ll see her get finger-fucked by someone off-camera), dildo, or blowjob. (If you’re not Caucasian, you’ll have to forget about realism for a while; Krystal only sucks a white cock.) Select “sex” and you can choose from Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl. (Sorry all you ass-fiends—no anal.)

All those decisions…and that’s only the beginning! Digital Sin has also trademarked a “Naughty & Nice” button in which you choose how Krystal talks to you. However, other than giving Krystal a potty-mouth, “Naughty” doesn’t seem very different from “Nice”. You can also switch back and forth between two camera angles (“head-on” versus “reverse” or “close-up”). There’s even a “Cum on Q” button, at which point you can make Krystal orgasm right then and there.

What’s that? You want all of the above? Good choice! I took the time to scrutinize as many combinations as I could, and have just one complaint (in addition to “Naughty” not being as nasty as I’d like). Unfortunately, you’ll have to keep one hand on the remote at all times because there’s no “play all” option—each short segment (anywhere from 1 to 5 minutes) recycles back to the beginning until you choose something else. This isn’t any different from other interactive sex simulators. But I still wish it could be similar to a videogame in which I can select all my options upfront and then watch it all from strip tease to orgasm without pressing another button. (You know—just like the “Ronco Oven”—“set it and forget it!”)

Never-the-less, My Plaything: Krystal Steal is guaranteed to please, whether she’s shower-soaked, finger-fucking herself, or just giving you those hungry eyes. After all, you’re in the pilot’s seat—what could go wrong?

 -- Cherry Honeywell