Review

Gotta say it. This toy's fucking weird. But maybe that's a good thing.

Personally, I always find it a little bit odd when a sex toy is a miniature version of a real-life thing. Like a hand-held stroker that looks like a full body or a blowjob stroker with lips that measure one inch across. Or, shall we say, a toy designed to look like a pregnant woman's torso, scaled to something about the size of a cornish game hen?

Yeah, it's a little weird.

In terms of realism or visuals, this thing fails horribly. It doesn't resemble a pregnant woman in the slightest, and I should know. I've gotten lots of women pregnant and thoroughly boned them while they were in a motherly way and this really, honestly, is nothing like an actual pregnant pussy.

But that's not entirely unusual for sex toys. Things aren't always one-hundred percent accurate, and really, the important thing is whether or not it feels good to fuck the thing, and hey, this toy felt good around my dick. It's sturdy, it's meaty and it vibrates. Can't really complain there.

But yeah, make no mistake. This thing looks fucking bizarre.

 -- The GLUNZ