Review

This cute little stroker is straight and to the point. After some initial reluctance over the "Made in China" label (was my dick going to get lead poisoning from this?), I went to town.

Small enough to fit in your pocket, this little device makes for discreet jerking, whether it be while your roommate's asleep, during your lunch break, on the bus. It's so simple that anyone on your bus can use it! The material is soft, squishy, and flexible, making for the same intense hands-on experience of rubbing it out by hand but without all the sticky mess. This device is all self-contained, lacks any moving parts, which means no chance of the thing falling apart until you've completely worn it out.

I'm not really sure the "cocoa" did it for me... I'm all for strokers coming in all colors and representing the pussies of more than just white chicks, but I didn't really buy the fantasy. I couldn't stop thinking of all the clear and glow-in-the-dark toys I've tested, and all the freaky transparent alien chicks that must mean I've been jerking with. But this stroker didn't disappoint, so if that works for you by all means try this product.

My Cocoa Stroker makes for a great first stroker, and a cheap alternative to fancier models that really do the same exact thing. Portable, easy to clean, easy to use!

 -- Mustachio