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For some reason, Americans seem to have trouble thinking up new ideas for horror movies, so lately we've been stealing them from the Koreans. Why? Got me. Their films are even lamer than ours. Plus the Koreans seem to hate getting naked on camera.

This one is based on Into the Mirror, a film that's apparently so terrible that it hasn't even come out in the US yet. Kiefer the Christmas Tree Attacking Pirate plays a dude who sees spooky reflections in mirrors, which makes sense since the mirrors are actually harboring some evil souls.

Yeah, sounds like shit, and it kind of is, but there were two pretty cool-ass moments. At one point, Jack Bauer checks out the mirror and sees a topless woman who's completely burnt and writhing in pain. Anyone who's ever barbequed and wondered what it would be like to put a lady on the barbie, the answer seems to be both kinda cool and very creepy. Plus, female breasts don't cook as evenly as chicken.

Oh, and remember that hottie Amy Smart from Crank? We get a nice full ass shot as she's getting into the bath, and some side boobage as well. And anyone who's ever seen a horror movie knows what's going to happen after she gets into the tub. Not so smart now, are you Amy? In any case, it's by far her best skin in a non-Tom-Green movie. · Ben sees the mirrored reflection of a burned woman, writhing on the floor in pain, and her charred bare breasts are seen). We see the same again when that woman is standing. · We see the bare breasts of a female mannequin. · Amy Smart undresses to bathe, and we see her bare butt as well as the side of her bare breast. We then see the latter while she's in the water, writhing about from a supernatural attack.

-- Handy Reed