Skinopsis

If you've got a stomach for tasteless humor, prepare to laugh your balls off: Midgets vs. Mascots is funny as fuck. The story, told in mockumentary-style, follows 5 "little people" and 5 costumed mascots as they compete in a "Real World/Road Rules"-esque series of challenges to try to win $10,000,000 left by a deceased midget/mascot/porn producer millionaire.

Never skimping on the skin, MVM throws in gratuitous boobage whenever it can. The scene from one of Big Red Bush's (the infamous dead guy) porno based on "The Wizard of Oz" that features a gorgeous, sexified Dorothy letting a midget shove his head up her skirt while her hot fucking bare boobies pop out of her top is one of the hottest of the gratuitous scenes. In addition, there are some deranged scenes involving furry sex, hot topless chicks taking turns blowing Ron Jeremy, the deceased's slutty blonde wife (who has to coach the Mascots team to try and claim her inheritance) showing off her awesome rack during some post-sex lounging in bed with her stepson, a faked porno trailer involving the main lady midget's barely-covered by a bra titties and more.

Plus, MVM is littered with some of the most tasteless, shocking and hysterical humor imaginable. Contestants are maimed by alligators, punched in the face in bars and rammed by bulls. Gary Coleman shows his oversized cock at some point and the milk drinking contest features several contestants vomiting and ends with the funniest midget lady shitting her pants in public scene that we've ever had the joy of watching. All in all, Midgets vs. Mascots is shocking, offensive, filled with gratuitous cheap thrills and hysterically funny. A must see for fans of the weird and tasteless.

-- Rick Stanko