Review

The Manuel Ferrara Realistic Dong is a true replica of legendary French star’s girthy money makin’ cock and balls, complete with suction cup.

It’s never a bad thing to come home to your boyfriend with proof his cock is bigger than a legendary porn star, although he was first to point out where the girth was a bit different. So yeah, it’s a big cock and it will take some getting used to. Although upon first impressions, I just have to say the balls on this thing are not impressive, and that’s kind of a disappointment. Balls are important. But I digress.

I love New Sensations. I’ve been a fan of them ever since the introduction of their glass line. I’m a fan of Manuel Ferrara, too. So you can bet I was happy to hear these two paired up to make a replica. And yes, I am now confident in my ability to give birth. But I’m also a stickler when it comes to marketing; let’s just think of it as getting me in the mood; the packaging is the foreplay. I think dong is the wrong choice word for this, cock sounds much better for a replica. The box also boasts: “100% huge.” Tell me something I don’t know. One hundred percent huge equals eight inches. Yep.

But yeah, that doesn’t really matter. It’s how this thing actually performs, and it does the job nicely. You must use lube, or I should say, I can’t see how you would not hurt yourself if you didn’t use lube. It will take a bit of time to get used to, unless you are also blessed with a big cock in your life. Manuel’s a great performer, and this is a fun reproduction. It’s uncircumcised, with is nice, and the veins are as great to look a as they feel, just like the real thing!

The cons come with the suction cup. It does not work well. It’s ok in the shower for a bit, but moves easily and will fall off completely with little time. I guess this is not much of a problem dependent on where you want to use him. I will say you’re going to want to use this with a lot of lube and therefore probably in the shower, but who knows.

 -- Katarina Slit