Review

VCA Pictures brings the BurningAngel.com “internet sensation” Joanna’s Angels to DVD. Similar to their namesake, Charlie’s Angels, Joanna and her girls (Sabrina Sparx & Kylee Kross) are sexy crime-fighters. However, these girls win their wars not with fancy footwork and guns, but with master mouthwork and buns. And Joanna and her girls don’t look anything like the original angels; these girls are a little shorter, much curvier, and have more piercings and tattoos. In this episode, of Joanna’s Angels, Winston warns the girls that their nemesis, the sexy femme fatale Katrina Kraven, is on the prowl and will stop at nothing to bring them down. No sweat! The Angels will take care of her! That is, as long as they can keep their hands off each other & their minds on crime-fighting for a while.

Well, really. Who can expect a hungry nymphette to keep her hands to herself when she’s constantly surrounded by wet pink pussy and rock solid cock?! And so when Sabrina heads back to the office to find out some details about Katrina, she runs into Sleazy Pete and can’t pass up the chance to suck his cock and be fucked doggy style. Later, when Joanna returns to the office, James Deen appears, babbling apologies for not being able to “crack the code.” Instead of being upset, Joanna says, “What part of ‘I want you to fuck the shit out of me’ do you not understand?” He throws her on the couch, spreads her legs and goes to town. Soon Tommy Pistol sneaks into the office and gets a bit of the action, as well. Once she’s been pussy-fucked, ass-fucked, and DP’ed to exhaustion, Joanna gets back on the case.

Meanwhile on another side of town, Tommy (who is now under the influence of Katrina) kidnaps Kylee, takes her back to Katrina’s “evil lair” at which point he has his way with her. Katrina also does her worst to Kylee and the result is the best scene of the film—an arousing threesome with intense ass-slapping, some anal sex and lots of girl-girl action, too.

Will Joanna and Sabrina stop having sex long enough to discover Kylee’s missing? If they do, will they ever find her? Will Katrina and Tommy ever get their cum-uppance? Find out in (and be totally wowed by) Joanna’s Angels.

 -- Cherry Honeywell