Review

The President (Mr. Marcus) has just learned his daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped and the only way he’ll have any hope of seeing her again is to banish anyone “alt” from the planet. That especially includes Joanna and her pierced, tattooed angels, Sabrina Sparx and Kylee Kross. But nobody threatens Joanna Angel and gets away unscathed. She immediately goes to the President’s office to investigate things first-hand. However, Joanna Angel is one horny detective and she can’t help but investigate the length and depth of the President’s cock before really getting down to business. Once that’s taken care of, Joanna is ready to hand off some assignments to the other angels.

Tommy Pistol, the newest angel, is sent to the Custodian of Records’ office in order to trace the origins of the ransom note. He, too, gets distracted by his lust and fucks the custodian, Pixie Pearl. Joanna has an emotional meltdown after finding out Tommy hasn’t completed his assignment and her boyfriend (James Deen) is breaking up with her. Things aren’t moving too far ahead in the President’s office either; the intern (Pinky Lee) is too busy giving head to the President! When Kylee goes to update the President on the status of things she finds he needs a little angelic attention. Meanwhile, Tommy is back on the job and has discovered where the President’s daughter, Dana, has been imprisoned. He and Sabrina go to rescue her, but are overcome with passion for the sweet tied-up sexpot. With Dana safely back in the Angels’ lair, Joanna goes to kick the kidnapper’s ass (Charlotte Stokely).

How will everything be resolved? Will the world be safe from blonde, alt-fearing kidnappers? You’ll have to watch Joanna’s Angels: Alt Throttle to find out.

 -- Cherry Honeywell