Review

Joanna Angel's Punk Porn Pussy and Ass Stroker is a beautifully-crafted piece. It's easily one of the more realistic and more enjoyable sex toys I've seen in quite a while. And I blew a load all over it. A big fucking load.

Of the two sex holes provided by this gem of a stroker, the pussy's definitely the goldmine. Not that the asshole doesn't feel great when I stick my penis deep inside it and blast a giant load of jit out the back of it, but it's not completely as realistic as the pussy is. At least not in terms of looks. I think that's mostly because a pussy has so much to offer on the outside, visually-speaking, and this pussy looks great. So great that I whacked off all over it after I was done fucking it! Seriously, I coated it in my jizzum, and it was awesome! Sure, maybe this pussy was a little bit more pink than it would be in real life (even Joanna Angel doesn't have a neon-pink twat), but the texture's just right, the labia lips are just right and if you pour some warm water over it before boning it, it feels just like a real freaking pussy!

Did I mention that I nutted all over this thing? It's true! I just bring that up because I want to stress one of my other favorite aspects of this toy: it's easy to clean! Being able to easily wash out a stroker is a huge boon when you love blasting it with your choad as much as I do, and boy, you better believe I blasted this thing with choad, inside and out!

It's life-sized, it feels like a real pussy and ass and it's even got a little bit of thing to grab onto while you're blowing a nut full of sperm inside of it, which I totally did! Awesome toy, buy it and cover it with your load, because it feels fucking good!

 -- MEAT BALL