Synopsis

The action begins before the first couple of Alt-Porn even leaves the States, with Joanna whipping herself up into a masturbatory frenzy while riding to the airport. And the action continues as soon they arrive in France, as she and James steal away for some passionate public sex just a stone’s throw away from the Eiffel Tower. This sequence quickly emerges as one of the finest in the movie, communicating a real sense of urgency and expectation as the two contend with the very real possibility of unwary Parisians stumbling upon their heated outdoor sexing.

Unfortunately, their passports and travelers’ checks get stolen during their throes of passion, along with the “ten million dollars” Joanna claims she happened to be carrying, so our dynamic duo have to turn to some rather extreme methods of entrepreneurial desperation to fund the balance of their journey – and their trip home. Of course, the first idea Joanna has to raise cash involves pimping James out to the city’s lovely women, and it’s an experiment that quickly yields hot X-rated dividends.

The first customer is sexy tatted-up Euro-vixen Holly D., and she strikes up an instant chemistry with Deen, despite the fact that he keeps trying to speak to her in Spanish. She blows him wetly under the shadow of the Eiffel Tower before seducing him in an exciting and very public outdoor tryst.

Back in their hotel room, James confides to Joanna about his guilt and remorse over having indulged in a tango for cash, and she calms his nerves with a brisk mercy screw. But the action takes a decidedly different turn when prospective clients Lucky Fortune and Skin turn out to be much more interested in each other than James, and their languid lesbian encounter features some choice close-ups that show off their lithe, inked-up physiques to lewd effect.

No sooner are Skin and Lucky out the hotel room door than Holly returns, this time with her boyfriend in tow, looking to enjoy some more action with James. The two studs take turns working Holly’s plush body over from every conceivable angle in an epic three-way that emerges as quite possibly the movie’s hottest sequence.

A walk to find a restaurant leads into a chance encounter with famed European woodman Steve Holmes, who introduces Joanna to his friend Cecilia Vega. Holmes pays handsomely to watch Joanna make love to the tawny brunette, and he gets more than his money’s worth as these ladies tear into each other’s nether regions with an almost palpable sense of desire. Steve quickly works his way into the action, and James joins in for some frolic as well, making for a filthy four-way that brings this vacation to a fittingly filthy end.