Review

Internal Explosions is just what it sounds like -- five girls get fucked various ways and then take a nice fat wad of cum up one of their pretty little holes. All five segments follow the same basic template: We watch a few minutes of tease in slow motion, followed by a painfully awkward 'interview' where our heroine reads a few lines off a cue card ("My name is _Blank_. _Blank_ is going to fuck me in the _blank_. I love it when guys come in my _blank_. This is going to be really _blank_."). There's a little bit of gratuitous plot, and then the fucking starts. Oh, and since Corey Jordan was involved in this picture, there's going to be a lot of ass-to-mouth.

Alaura Eden is our first lucky contestant, and her segment is one of the best ones in this movie. She and the indefatigable Alex Sanders have a funny little conversation, but pretty soon she can't talk anymore on account of having his cock in her mouth. We get some nice back-and-forth oral action before Alex sets Alaura down on a beach chair for a bit of old-fashioned missionary style fucking that segues not-so-smoothly into some hard anal. Alex has some trouble getting it in at first, but things quickly settle down (and dirty). He cums in her ass, and we finish up with the obligatory cum-dribbling scene. Or do we? The editing and even the creampie itself look pretty suspicious. More on that later.

In the scene with Alaura, Alex Sanders talked a bit about this starlet, Juliana-something, that "was just lying there" throughout her entire scene with him. I'm pretty sure that he was talking about Juliana from this movie's second segment (which happens to be Juliana's first ever internal-anal cumshot scene), because she didn't impress me at all. She didn't do anything exciting, and her fake orgasms weren't convincing. Plus, the Jordan Brothers would have us believe that after popping once in her ass, John West cums all over her face seconds later -- except that there's a jump-cut between the two popshots, and while the first one occurs in the light of the setting sun, the second cumshot happens with completely different lighting, probably after the sun has set. It's a jarring and totally unconvincing transition. Oh, and I almost forgot: It's not a good thing when the anal lube turns brown.

Daisy, who fucks Tyce Bune in the next scene, is a tight-bodied latina with some odd tattoos. She's a lot more interesting that Juliana was. She and Tyce go at it in a couple of different positions -- sorry guys, but there's no anal -- before he cums in her pussy twice. But just like last time, there's some mighty suspicious jump-cutting between the two creampie shots. Still, it's a pretty solid scene until the very end.

Our next contestant is Malorie Marx, a brunette with a navel piercing and some nice bouncy titties. Malorie looks like she's either on the verge of tears or wasted out of her mind. The directing is more ambitious here than in the rest of this film and the sex is hot enough, I guess, but I just couldn't get past the fact that Malorie looks like she's a million miles away until the very end of her segment. Only in the last few minutes does she look like she may finally be getting into things. There's one cumshot in this scene, and thus only one creampie, but I have to say that it is a very nice one. Too bad a great ending had to come at the end of such a lackluster scene.

I don't think that I've seen Bonnie Hart before. She's a British blonde with skin so pale that she obviously comes from a place that's always cloudy. While Bonnie isn't the best-looking girl I've ever seen fucking for money, she's certainly the most talented and enthusiastic female performer in this film. Her body is nice too, with wonderfully grabbable tits and an ass that's broad and firm and creamy, kind of like a snowdrift except that you can fuck it and not lose your dick to frostbite. She takes it anally with aplomb, and when her costar, Pat Myne, is finished, he fires off inside her and then pulls out and immediately spooges again all over her waiting cheeks. Or does he? There's more suspicious jump-cutting in this scene, and what's worse is the cum on her ass after the cut is different than the cum on her ass before it -- it's another obvious fake creampie!

This movie had three problems: First, the camerawork and shot choice had the Jordans' shaky signature all over it. They obviously skipped class the day that the teacher introduced tripods. Second, the sound was all natural. That can be really great, except when the wind is so loud that it drowns out the performers. Last, the focus of this movie is creampies and consecutive cumshots, and yet four of the five scenes end with what I believe are fakes -- and they're not even good fakes!

Nevertheless, Internal Explosions isn't a complete stinker. All but one of the scenes has some redeeming qualities about it, and there were some honestly sexy moments. If you're a big fan of any of the starlets or the Jordan Brothers and you're willing to suspend your disbelief a bit, this movie could be for you. Otherwise, I'd recommend that you punt on this one and look elsewhere.

 -- Captain Roger Wang