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Skinopsis

We fucking hate Dakota Fanning. Ever since she cuteseyed her way onto the big screen in that goddamn horrible I Am Sam, we've wished that something horrible would happen to her. Well, in real life, she's rich beyond all imagination and things are going well. But we can imagine. We can isolate the ridiculous rape scene in this movie and enjoy the hell out of it. The entire scene is focused on her face, and we bet our imagination is worse than anything that they'd ever show anyway, especially when she screams in the dark. If that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, later on David Morse gets hit by lightning and starts talking like Anthony Hopkins in Legends of the Fall, which should put a smile back on your face. Or you can just rewind and watch that girl get it again. No, she doesn't get naked... that would be sick, you fucking pedos.

-- Handy Reed