Review

Now, let me say right off the bat that I'm the sort of dude who loves cramming stuff up his ass. Be it a wooden spoon, a carrot or a ladyfriend's finger, I learned long ago that prostate play actually feels really fuckin' good, and doesn't make you even a little bit gay. You know how I know? Because I'm whacking off to straight porn while I have the thing stuck up my a-hole! Not that I worry about whether or not sticking stuff up your ass makes you less of a man. I'm comfortable with my sexuality and I love sticking stuff up my asshole. Ugly though it may be.

But enough about my ass. Let's talk about the Get a Grip Prostate Massager.

LIke many toys built by Evolved Novelties, the Get a Grip is a sturdy product that can appeal to the seasoned sex-toy veterans as well as first-timers and semi-kinky couples. It's got a sleek and fun design and it's covered with a soft and inviting ABS texture. It's damn-near perfect in an aesthetic sense, and I'm glad to say that it's functionality meets the same high standard.

The Get a Grip offers seven different modes of operation, ranging from a gentle vibration to a higher-powered hum and then on to a strong on-and-off pulsing. It's small enough to fit into even the tightest bunghole with little to no fanfare (about as thick as an average thumb at it's widest), and the ergonomic design makes it easy to maneuver both inside and outside of your ass.

I won't go into the specifics of the sensations of having your prostate massaged. Suffice it to say that it feels real good and generally makes anything that's being done to your dick feel twice as good. I recommend this toy with all of the vigor at my disposal. At this low price, it's worth every motherfucking penny.

 -- MEAT BALL