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Fleshlube Water

Toy
4 oz.

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$9.99 (23% off)
List Price: ~~$12.99~~

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Synopsis

You have a Fleshlight but you're not quite sure which lube to use with it or you're in the loop of trying every water-based lube you can find to find the right one. You can end your search.

Fleshlight's water-based lubricant is designed to provide a perfect Fleshlight experience. It's also formulated for use with a partner with minimal re-application. It’s odorless and tastes very mild as it’s slightly flavored with honeysuckle extract. More importantly it's silky smooth for extended romps. Made with medical grade ingredients, Fleshlube Water is slick, reliable and comes in a clear 4oz. bottle with a push cap for easy open and easy close. It's easy to clean, hypo-allergenic and paraben-free.

3 Reasons To buy this toy

Great water-based lube at a reasonable price.
If it dribbles it's easy to wipe up: no staining.
It doesn't taste gross.

Review

So, I got a hold of a Fleshlight about a year ago. At the time, I wasn't doing to much banging in my real life so having something that kinda resembled a human pussy was a breath of fresh air for sure. However, after a few days of banging this contraption I grew kinda bored and through it in the same corner I save for my Turbo Graphix 16 and other shit I don't use.

Why did I stop fucking the Fleshlight you ask? Well, two reasons really. First, my favorite prostitute's rash cleared up and second - it turns out I was using the wrong damned lube!

The other day at work, my good 'ol friend Tex introduced me to the new and amazing Fleshlube Water and I gotta tell ya folks, this stuff rocked my world. Like any American would do, I immediately faked a fever, took the rest of the day off and hopped a cab to my house. I stepped on two cats in my rush to get up the stairs to my whack shack and quickly dug my Fleshlight out from the pile of used condoms and ancient electronics that had been festering in the forgotten corner of my shack. After a quick rinse in my sink (warm water, of course), I was ready to bang!

I popped on some porno, spread open the fake pussy lips of the Fleshlight and filled that bitch up with Fleshlube Water and started fucking. You're gonna want to use a good amount of the Fleshlube so you don't have to stop mid-fuck and re-fill your pussy. I recommend about a 5 count of lube for maximum fuckin'(insert the lube into the Fleshlight, squeeze and count 1 elephant, 2 elephant and so on till you reach 5 elephants). Now, I gotta tell you, I've tried a bunch of water based lubes on my Fleshlights and none of them could handle the wrath of my fucking until I discovered Fleshlube Water. This shit felt so damn good that I popped within about 3 minutes - a feat that is quite amazing considering how drunk and high I was.

-- Spock BUCKTON