Review

It's pretty hard to improve upon a great design. Look at the clothes hanger. Yes, while hangers may come in various materials, the overall design has been relatively unchanged since its invention in 1869. Perhaps an argument could be made that there was one further development in the evolution of the coat hanger with the patent of the dual coat AND pant hanger but really, that's more of a technicality. So when we talk about Fleshlight sex toys we have to think of them in the same way we do the clothes hanger. There is no way the Fleshlight can be improved upon.

Fleshlight has tried of course, offering vibrating versions (Pink Lady Vibro Fleshlight) and variations of the interior texture. Hell, they've even introduced clear Fleshlights (Ice Lady Fleshlight) so you can watch all the action. But the fact still remains, the overall design is unchanged and the variations that exist are simply variations in style rather than design. So eventually, when the question arrises of how does one improve upon the already spectacular Fleshlight, the answer is you don't. Instead, you improve upon the experience!

Welcome the Fleshlight Mount: Top Dog by Liberator. The Top Dog is described as a versatile doggy-style Fleshlight mount, designed exclusively for Fleshlight sex toys. Its design is ideal for both hands-free pleasure and stamina training techniques. In layman terms, this thing is an accessory that you can use to enhance your Fleshlight experience. Allow me to explain.

If you have used any style of Fleshlight, you, like me, have realized that while it is an amazing product, there are limited options available to a person in regards to how one chooses to hump it. There is the standard technique of Fleshlight in hand sliding it up and down on your member. Or, a person might prefer holding the Fleshlight as still as possible and using the hips to glide back and forth into the sweet play snatch. If you're really lucky, one might even have a lady friend who is willing to handle the stroking for you or allow you to tag team her and the Fleshlight. However, when I discovered that the Top Dog offered to change that, I was extremely excited.

The Top Dog arrived in a sturdy, plastic and fabric travel bag. It could easily be mistaken for a sleeping bag or some European yoga device. I unzipped the durable black zipper on the back of the travel bag and I immediately realized that this accessory was not a cheap product that might fall apart after a couple uses. Constructed of a strong, leather-like material the seams of the Top Dog are expertly stitched. It's an attractive little sucker to boot, all black and trimmed in the trademark green of the Fleshlight logo. Rather than being a simple block, the Top Dog is ergonomically contoured. Needless to say, once I had my hands on this thing, I was very eager to try it out.

Because the Top Dog is billed as a "doggy style" mount, I popped it down on the floor and figured I should go at it while on my knees. I slid my Pink Lady Fleshlight into the open cavity at the top of the Top Dog and pushed it into position. I was happy to find that this cavity was well constructed - holding my Fleshlight securely. I knew that it would not be shifting around on me while I was pounding away. However, this was the point where I made one of two mistakes using this toy. Because I lubed up the inner cavity of my Fleshlight prior to sliding the toy into the Top Dog, some lube did begin to drip out of the vaginal opening of my Fleshlight. This caused some to drip onto my floor. Fortunately, I was on my hardwood floors so I didn't have a serious mess. I quickly lubed up my prick, excited to take the Top Dog to task, when I made my second mistake. Because I had lubed up my penis, there was still lubrication on my hand when I went to grip the Top Dog. Obviously, this was messy and slippery. Luckily, the Top Dog is made of material that is very easy to clean. I grabbed a towel and with a wipe or two, the lube that was on my Top Dog was gone and I could get a nice firm grip again.

I was amazed at how strong the Top Dog was. I'm not a small guy and I was able to put both hands on top of the Top Dog without it collapsing under my weight. I felt secure on the accessory and began immediately plunging away at the Fleshlight now housed within the Top Dog. As I suspected, there was no slippage or movement of the Fleshlight while it was in the Top Dog. This allowed me to work my dick as hard as I wanted into the Fleshlight. I was equally impressed with the micro-fiber base that kept the Top Dog in place on the floor. It didn't slide an inch!

After a little while on my knees, supporting my weight with my arms pressing down on the Top Dog, I switched it up and moved the Top Dog to a chair. This allowed me to stand up while working my fleshlight and took a lot of stress off my arms. This replicated a standing doggy position perfectly and I really got in tune with the Top Dog. I tried a couple rocking motions with me standing still and using my one arm to rock the Top Dog back and forth on my dick pretending some hot little number was doing all the work. It was pretty intense.

I came very quickly of course, due to the fact that I was of course, fucking a Fleshlight. Once I finished, I pulled the Fleshlight out of the Top Dog cavity and cleaned up a bit. The Top Dog was clean as a whistle so I popped it back in the travel bag and popped it into my closet for another round sometime in the future.

The verdict: The Fleshlight Mount: Top Dog is a great accessory if you are looking to enhance your Fleshlight experience. It's not a must own, and ultimately, it has some limitations. For example, if I wanted to use the Top Dog with my girl, there's no easy way to have her in a position that would easily work with the Top Dog, but honestly, that's not a huge negative. I'm not sure she would even be interested! All in all, it's a long lasting, durable accessory that will enlighten your Fleshlight sessions.

 -- Keith Martin