Review

I don't know what else I can say about this thing. It's the biggest damn dildo I've ever seen, and the thought that it's molded from a thing that actually grew between the legs of a real man just terrifies the shit out of me. I like to think that I've got an average sized penis. I'm not going to measure or anything, but it's somewhere in the 6" range, which I didn't think was anything to be ashamed of. But ashamed I am, because this Flash Brown Signature Cock is bigger than anything I've ever seen. I've held it in my hand and witnessed its power with my own eyes. And it's apparently true-to-life.

What can I say about a gargantuan like this? Where do I even get the audacity to speak about such a monstrous titan of manhood? I've got to go ahead and give this thing a four-star review if for no other reason than because I'm afraid to do anything else.

Also because it's a really well-made dildo. Brookland Bros. has a pretty great track record so far and this thing's no exception. Meticulous, realistic detail. A firm, yet malleable texture not unlike a real cock. And, yes...the sheer scale of such a cock...

I'm in awe. Let's leave it at that. This is a great, great dildo. Just keep in mind that it may tear your entire body in half, should you attempt to insert it inside yourself.

 -- MEAT BALL