Review

I’ve been told by some older guys that penis pumps were all the rage among men in the years before Viagra, Cialis and their knock-offs. And I was also told that pumps also can make your dick plumper and bigger – if only for a short amount of time. This toy reviewer had never actually used a pump before so with the above information in mind and my curiosity peaked; I grabbed the toy from my grinning boss and excitedly took it home.

The Fireman’s Pump is a red medical looking device that features an opaque chamber of about 71/2 inches and a hand-squeezed suction pump. I don’t need its help to get my dick hard, but I was curious about the idea of making it bigger – if only for a moment. I usually try out toys alone, but with this one I called up one of one girl friends to help me both operate and evaluate it. We fooled around and when I was hard and ready, greased up and inserted.

My girl began to slowly squeeze the bulb and I watched as my dick did seem to grow and plump up. But I was also a little afraid of my cock exploding into a bloody mess of glands and flesh so we took it slowly. After a very short amount of time I thought it was enough, had her turn the release valve and pulled my super-cock out. Fear was my immediate emotion as the upper part of my dick changed to a dark red color resulting in half was pale, the other part seemingly sun burnt. I thought, oh no what the fuck did I do? But she had the calmer (and less red) head and assured me the color was only temporary and with that went right down on me. Coming up after a bit, she couldn’t really say my dick was any larger post-pump but that the pump experience was exciting for her. I tried it again and began to enjoy the vacuum sensation and feeling it had on my dick.

So in conclusion – I can’t say it actually enlarges one’s cock, but it definitely makes you as hard as you’ve ever been in no time flat. And as a sex toy it worked – it made that day’s romp in the hay loads of fun. But now I may be addicted – I want to try other pumps and see how they work and compare. More on that in future reviews!

 -- Randy Siempre