Skinopsis

In a perfect world, Christina Lindberg's pristine, boobtacular naked body would appear in every movie. Not just every movie - every TV show, print ad, TV ad, dream, video game and morning commute. Sadly, this is not a perfect world. But, happily, she does get naked so goddamn much in this movie that, perhaps, we can take her nudie scenes here and spread them out amongst the mass of media out there and make the world a better place. Fuck, if everyone on Earth would just rub one out to Christina, we'd have world peace, the end of hunger and an actual Beatles reunion all rolled into one.

Goddamn is she smoking fucking delicious! In this sordid flick, she's a not-too-bright teen who's being blackmailed by the same guy who forced her into prostitution in Thriller and spends large chunks of her free time exposing her legendary rack and massively fluffy muff outside, at parties and in sleazy bedrooms. Somebody get to cloning this hottie ASAP!

-- Rick Stanko