Review

I'm definitely not an elitist when it comes to cramming my dick inside stuff, especially when the stuff in question looks like a real-life cunt or had certain "cunt-like" qualities about it. So I had a really fun time banging the Dirty Twat. But I wouldn't say it's one of the most amazing things I've ever fucked. Sorry!

This stroker's honestly nothing to write home about. It's small, it's handheld, it looks (arguably) like a real pussy and it doesn't have a huge price tag attached to it. So, really, you're getting what you pay for. For around twenty bucks, this is a good stroker. It'll feel good around your cock, it'll do a better job than you'd get with your hand alone, and it'll definitely make you cum.

But is it a great sex toy? No, not really. It's sort of flimsy. It's pretty unrealistic, both in look and feel. It's a basic, budget stroker for someone who doesn't want to spend a lot. If you're that guy. and you don't want to hurt your wallet, this thing will serve you well. If you can afford a few more bucks and want something you'll use over and over again, try something like this instead.

2.5 out of 4 stars. Good but nowhere near essential.

 -- MEAT BALL