Review

Is anyone at Vivid listening? Please stop forcing me to watch the same 5 minutes of commercials before each feature!! If I wanna see them, I’ll watch them – trust me. It makes me want to lower the star rating on every film, just for the aggravation. Ok, now that I have that out of the way… let’s get to Desperate.

Tera meets Spyder Jones in a coffee shop, after trying to make small talk, Spyder blows her off with a warning that he’s the guy your momma warned you about. Their encounter is brief and our story moves on to a fourway with Shy Love, Syvette Wimberly, Trent Tesoro and Trent Soluri. We start with both ladies performing oral and Shy desperately (like I could resist that?) trying to get her Trent’s cock hard. When he’s finally at attention, Shy is able to do a little deep-throatin’. She also seems much more into the scene than Syvette – who let’s out the necessary moans, but doesn’t seem to be truly enjoying herself like Shy. Both ladies do vag in a couple of positions, but Shy also does anal (reverse cowgirl). Shy’s load comes on her pussy, while Syvette’s comes by way of a blowjob into her mouth – by far the best part of her performance.

Spyder and his partner in crime, Tommy Gunn dress as cops and bust in on the couples. After throwing the girls out, they rob Trent and Trent at gunpoint. Maybe Spyder is the bad boy he claimed to be… Shy and Syvette are Tommy and Spyder’s accomplices. All four head back to their “hang out” where Tera is waiting for them – she really wants to spend some time with Spyder.

After doing some charming, Spyder takes her away from the group – tying Tera up with red rope, blind-folding her and then flogging her. This is by far the hottest start to any one of their previous scenes. The intensity doesn’t let up as Spyder cuts her panties off with a knife, gags her with a large purple dildo and then fuck her. Only letting her loose to cum all over her face.

After an argument with Spyder Tera’s roommate, Monique Alexander, makes her feel better with some licking and a big ol’ strap-on.

The group continues their scamming… Tommy “interviews” a new girl – a big-titted blonde that didn’t even make it into the cast list. While I’ve never seen Tommy fail to give a good dickin’, the blonde’s completely fried hair and non-stop “can you handle it, is my body hot yet” monotony ruined the scene for me. If those sort of things don’t bother you, then you may enjoy it more than I did.

The final scene is a threeway with Shy, Tera and Spyder. Shy is already bound with her legs up and her head hanging off the edge of a table, sucking Spyder’s cock. After Tera’s strip tease she takes to pleasing Shy with her tongue. Spyder’s cock only penetrates Tera’s pussy (doggy, cowgirl and missionary). He uses a dildo to pleasure Shy’s hole. For the climax, Spyder’s load covers both of their faces.

So in the end, Tera who was desperate for love and money gets both. But karma’s a bitch and what goes around comes around.

The DVD also includes a 6 minute behind-the-scenes featurette, which includes some fucked-up lines and more pussy licking between Tera and Monique. And as always Vivid includes 5 bonus scenes!! The first is from Bare Naked featuring Mercedez and Cherokee. The second is from Dangerous Intent and stars Raylene, Pat Myne and Ian Daniels. Scene three spotlights one of my favorite performers, Lanny Barby with Kurt Lockwood from Groupie. Bonus scene four is from High Heeled House Calls and stars Lexie Marie and Steven St. Croix. Last but not least is from Wife Swappers and features Monique Alexander with Penny Flame. There’s also a Tera bio and photo galleries.

 -- Ms. Bea Haven