Review

Cum on My Face, a command I'm used to hearing from the hoards of females in my stable, brings some hot blowjob sequences, 15 in total- three of Private's great directorial talents: Frank Thring, Jalif and Allesandro del Mar, contribute 5 scenes each to this XXX DVD cause. Running at a slender 90 minutes in duration, each scene averages out to about 6 minutes from start to finish. Cum on My Face is messy like Sloppy Joes and satisfying like an all-expense paid vacation.

Frank Thring contributes his five scenes, and throws in one in which he stars for good measure- with the Ukrainian beauty Jana, where he cums in her mouth; with Melissa Black- green eyes, dirty blonde hair- she teases from her white bra; a portion of the cum shot seems to get stuck to her tongue ring. Next, Hungarian Sylvi and Zoltan Hess pair up; Liz Honey's cum shot lands all over- neck, jaw, nose, lips; finally, Claudia and Ricky fuck in a library.

The middle-five scenes are directed by relative newcummer Jalif; Gina Pearl sparkles in a red bra, and Super Mario cums on her tongue; Spanish chica Sara, though her hair is a variation on a mullet, rocks a yellow nightgown that makes cumming on her face no problem; French belle Delfynn Delage finishes off a can of beer, and with neck collar and leash, smokes a cigarette while giving head to Paco. Columbian hottie Yesika gives head while a red light (looking like one of them tanning things in some hotel rooms) casts onto her body; finally, Crystal attacks Thomas' cock; red latex boots, she licks the tip of his tool until it shoots cum.

Allesandro del Mar's five scenes are particularly hot, showcasing three Hungarians and two Czechs. In the first, a blonde named Jacqueline gets a facial by Ricardo Bell next to an indoor pool. Anita follows- with Zoltan Hess's dick... exploding cum on her face; afterwards, Barbara Voice teams with the cock of Jon; no panties, a sexy series of curves. Suzy Carina, with platinum blonde hair and a white thong, sucks George's cock in the park; finally, her country mate Thalia receives a huge batch of hot cum on her face, also by a pool.

Two additional girls, Kathy Anderson and Jennifer, are listed on the DVD cover, but omitted from the DVD itself (oops). There is a karaoke clip where you can sing along with the words to the Lords Of Acid-esque theme song; frankly, it was more 'interactive' than DVD's that claim to be 'interactive', causing a response that didn't require the remote control. Private's version of the POV film, perhaps; there's not much teasing here, and there's only a few shots of a pussy and minimal shots of a few pairs of breasts. This above-average DVD focuses on filthy [mouth] fucking and concentrates on the cumshot. If watching chicks gag is your bag, on your shelf leave a place... for Private's new release, Cum on My Face.

 -- S. Kurt Chaser