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Skinopsis

For the longest time we thought the "O.C." stood for "Original Cock-Tease", since sexy skinny stoner Mischa Barton refused to strip down beyond her tiny bikinis. Well, leave it to a haughty literary director like Sir Richard Attenborough to get her to finally reveal those perky B-cups.

(This reminds me of the college days of Handy Reed, when if you wanted to get into a girl's pants, all you had to do was get her back to your dorm room under the pretense of reading poetry and discussing literature. And if that didn't work, pills and vodka were a pretty potent combo.)

Two scenes stand out in particular: she straddles her man in a brightly-lit outdoor scene, and her firm tits actually make it hard for him to pull her dress down. Later, there's some dimly-lit nudity as she stands crying in her room, revealing a warmer look at those same amazing booblies and a full view of her ass... or at least, what little ass she has.

Mischa, you goddamn did it... you made us actually want to watch a Sir Richard Attenborough film. You're like a goddamn miracle worker. Now we know that "The O.C." really stands for "Oh (my) Cock (is hard)!"

-- Handy Reed