Review

Dave Naz's Circa 82 is the porno that you wish your teenage punk rock self had known about back in high school so you could jerk off to it instead of the soggy Hustler buried under a pile of leaves in the woods behind your house. Any kid worth his Converse will get a hard-on just knowing that Keith Morris of the Circle Jerks makes a cameo in the film; the premise of nubile young things banging in their parents' house circa 1982 (get it?) is only icing on the cake.

Fast and furious anal scenes with Ashley Blue and the delectable Madison Young are the Wonderbread in this double-stacked ham and cheese sandwich with yellow mustard. The meat? Maya Hills gives Jenner a pity fuck after seeing his historically inaccurate and all around unfortunate tribal tattoos; Daniel and Lexi Belle make sweet emo love atop a pile of LPs; and a pragmatic Sasha Grey gets pissy and goes interracial with Julius Ceazher's meat.

Throw in some facials and teenage boredom and it's basically a day in the life of that hot punk chick from your 10th grade English class that you always wanted to bang but knew you were never cool enough to do so.

Attention to detail and nearly pitch-perfect casting make Circa 82 a highly recommended film for "indier-than-thou" teenage boys, punk rockers-cum-investment bankers, and anyone else with a fucking brain.

 -- Miz Jackson