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Incest incest is the best. Put your daughter to the test!

Well we never heard that version, but we get it. If you'd spent the last ten years alone in the middle of nowhere and this nubile female showed up and was all like "I think I'm your daughter" and then was all like "You can touch me if you want," you'd be all like "Wait. But your my daughter" for like half a second before you put your filthy mitts all over her fine form. There's a hot bath scene, here, where Pia Zadora is totally fucking naked and then gets in a tub. Stacy Keach is her dad and he obviously hasn't seen a woman naked in a long time, so he stares at her tits with no apologies. Then, she gets in the tub and brings his hand in with her and... you get it. They do a bad, bad thing. Then Orson Welles shows up and is all like "We're going to put you on trial for fucking your daughter" and Stacy Keach is all like "Shit."

Naked Pia Zadora, incest, Stacy Keach, Orson Welles, Ed McMahon, trash classic, Golden Globe, silver mine... that about covers it.

-- Rick Stanko