Review

It's hard not to want to have sex with Bree Olson. She has to be one of the most openly perverse performers in porn today and she's damn sexy. I've heard stories that Bree is a such a sex fiend that she will pretty much suck and/or fuck anyone if she's in the mood and from what I hear, she's always in the mood. Hell, I think I've even heard a tale of her blowing some complete stranger while on a flight from LA to the east coast. That's the kind of porn star I'd like to hang out with.

However, needless to say, my chances of banging Bree Olson are probably one in a 1000 since I'm not the most social of people and honestly, I'm not sure given the chance, I'd even be able to perform. But that's not a concern now that I've got the Bree Olson Doggystyle Pussy and Ass.

This is another brilliantly made life-like replica from the fine folks at Topco and let me tell you, this sucker is REALISTIC. First of all, it's huge. Don't think for a second that this baby is one of those dinky fuck dolls, nope, this toy weighs in at a whomping 12 pounds is molded directly from Bree's perfect anatomy. It's life-like in shape, detail and size. That's a great thing.

I brought this toy home and ran my hands all over it. Besides the cooler temperature than the average healthy body, this thing feels real. It's soft, yet firm and begging to get pounded. It has some handy cutouts for solid gripping and if you prefer, it's got a suction-cup base for stability. I lubed this sucker up with some JO H2O Personal Lube and slide head first into home. I didn't even bother working the vagina, instead I went straight to the ass. It's tight and feels incredible. Within a few minutes I was delivering a nice hot load into the anal cavity (imagining I had just met Bree at some adult industry event and she simply had to be ravaged by some stranger) and once I was done, I whet my whistle a little more and slid into the vaginal cavity. I went to town there, feeling the noticeable difference in sensation between the ass and vagina and just get plowing at Bree's ass thinking she was face down on the floor in some grimy bathroom. I came again and sat back spent.

I never bothered to use the vibrating bullet that comes with the toy. Honestly, I don't need some vibrating trick to turn me on when I'm about to bang away at Bree Olson. Needless to say, this toy is real pleasure and one I'm going to enjoy using again and again.

 -- Keith Martin